Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

This is a rip off of that one cat poem btw

Scruffy dogs fluffy dogs
Little balls of fur
Licky dogs barky dogs
Grr Grr Grr!

Gotta pet em all

@Eriadam yea! That's exactly what I saw

There is a bot that looks up your representatives and sends a fax on your behalf at 50409

Finally a way I can feel like I'm doing something that will be considered physically that doesn't involve phone anxiety

I'm gonna write about net Neutrality

@Eriadam i'm imagining a bunch of dudes who travel through time teaching people yoga

taking a cruise with the kids https://awoo.space/media/VKWhzd6AZQ34RdzHxcE

@kemonine@mastodon.social it was ok :s

@Metaph@scalie.business @anthracite @LensaMoon@mastodon.art @Weavrr@mastodon.art @Malachyte@mastodon.art kobolds originally were basically germanic goblins so yea!!!

Heck these are cute thanks @cooler_ranch@witches.town​ for pointing out the design was from ragnarok online https://awoo.space/media/rgJUDC1bxgwI_BpL-iA

@cooler_ranch@witches.town whoa I dint remember kobolds in ragnarok at all

ok i need to clean

@Efi i guess maybe if you're explicitly locked in D&D terms

anyway reminder that i built a pathfinder-inspired kobold generator a ways back

i should........ work on it more some time

http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=vq8MbHjc

@AdalwinAmillion the characters i play are D&D or Pathfinder kobolds usually so scalie

i keep forgetting about the image description feature :(

anyway have this rad kobold design i found
10/10 would headpat

https://awoo.space/media/eDp3ILa14szFzmqPZc0

me: i need to clean up and get ready to jam
also me: but what if i gushed about kobolds again

@Gaypow who's this asshole

@Malachyte@mastodon.art @Weavrr@mastodon.art @Metaph@scalie.business @LensaMoon@mastodon.art @anthracite the kobolds in FF14 revere Titan, a mythological god that they can summon avatars of into the world and the kobold storyline is one of tragedy and suffering :(((((