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short story 

A band of new adventurers are excited to head out to their new job - they get to the bartender, who tells them:

"Y'know, I think it's big rats down there. They're making way too heavy noises for normal rats. Check it out for me, would ya?"

The adventurers head downstairs. Kobolds sitting around a table playing card games look up, and one excitedly invites them to play.

@Gargron well, I'm a jack-of-all-trades, mainly focused on game streaming now.

Former Project manager here at Mastodon, who had to cut back on work because #CFS

At $5 / month and above patrons get to help me pick the game of the month ( #Shadowrun this month)
At $10 patrons get a shout out, which is basically rolling credit on my stream.
At $25 I'll help with giving feedback on a text.
And the highest tier gives a personal poem sent to the patron.

patreon.com/maloki

mental health (~) 

@Mous hope it goes well!!!!!

@squeakycheetah dark souls remaster.................. i will shamelessly buy it

@cat @PaulFerence at the beginning is where it processes it i think??? it could be anywhere idk :S

Oh I guess it's international women's day

Uhhhhhhhhhhh go support women. Especially trans women.

If I get the chance I'll dig up all the women I support on patreon and liberapay if you need any suggestions

@rey looks like ipv6 is working again for awoo, afaict

@PaulFerence @cat

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key1: value1
key2: value2
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It supports up to 5 key/value pairs, though I want to edit that to support an arbitrary number!

@kaniini@pleroma.dereferenced.org yea, unfortunately i didn't have a choice because they had to fix the problem by restarting the hypervisor

@rey yea they don't provide a stable ipv6 address like they do an ipv4 address. seems really bizarre the way they have it set up

The classic fantasy world, but the whole hierarchy is opposite. That is, dragons are the bottom and slimes at the top kind of thing.
#writingprompts #writing

*carly rae jepsen voice* 

@envgen "give me your sword"

slime.global/media/BQVViEfOtEY
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|you are a tyrant Graham! |
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