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@blackle@dev.glitch.social a migrating sharkie

@chosafine@instance.business nobody truly understands a meme, and in fact those who understand the least create the best new meme permutations

the exception, of course, is blackle

stop playing games with my blart
(games with my blart)
with my blart

ohhhh

social anxiety 

@bentosmile that's probably true but i'd also be like "i know and like this person from mastodon it's ok" and wouldn't feel that anxiety at all :|

social anxiety 

@bentosmile i understand this but it doesn't stop my brain from shortcircuiting >_<

social anxiety 

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net i just wanna pet the dog. why won't my brain let me have nice things

@squirrel i'm very glad you have a way to get a new one!!!!!!!

fucking phone thieves though :(

social anxiety 

sometimes i don't ask to pet a dog because i am worried the owner will want to talk to me more

and then i feel bad that i want to pet the dog but ignore the owner

and then, and then, and then

twitter.com/nothings/status/19

"44100, the CD audio sample rate, is the product of the squares of the four smallest primes; 2*2*3*3*5*5*7*7. This appears to be coincidence."

o_o

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