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Amusing personal revelation 

As a kid I identified more with adults
As an adult now I identify more with kids

@craigmaloney@octodon.social @aprrrl@witches.town it also affects notifications - though you can still fully see all the toots of the person if you click through their profile, or see someone else's conversation with them and click through that

i have an egg chair at least????????????????? but none of the rest of this

also i gotta leave the egg chair now

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you know what sounds really nice????

- sitting by a fire
- in a rocking chair
- dog in lap
- some warm cider
- a window with a view of a forest

US Political News (+) 

@mawr huh, you're right! maybe i was mixing up the first 1st actual recognized gay marriage, idk

US Political News (+) 

@mawr not to mention was the first state to recognize gay marriage iirc

I named this guy Scottie, so far all I have is that he's retired & hangs out with a gang of pigeons.

bodyshaming-ish 

@BigFatFae how i talk to people about body stuff:

1. I don't
2. "you look different! are you dieting or working out?" if you have to

bodyshaming-ish 

@BigFatFae aaaaaaaagjhhhhhghghghghhh

work, promotions 

work is talking about promotions and i have some whining about it

part of the problem of reducing people to an "objective" skillset is that you are gating them behind fake reasons for promotions

our company apparently requires 4 people senior to you to recommend you for a promotion. if you can't make those connections or don't work with senior people in a meaningful way you are supposed to just "talk to your manager" :/

bodyshaming-ish 

@BigFatFae tbf i didn't work out. i should have been. but everyone telling me i look like shit sure didn't help motivate me

bodyshaming-ish 

@BigFatFae even when i was at 180 pounds (I'm 6'0") I still felt fat even though when I wasn't considering my body I felt a lot better

But everyone started telling me "oh my god you look SICKLY" all the goddamn time.

so now i'm back up to 205 because then people won't comment on my body all the time

My augmented reality: Every positive adjective is "gay:"

Breakfast is the most gay meal of the day. Not only does it give you energy to start a gay day, but breakfast is linked to gay health benefits.

Studies show that eating a gay breakfast can help give you:

🏳️‍🌈 A more nutritionally gay diet, higher in nutrients, vitamins and minerals
🏳️‍🌈 Gay concentration and performance in the classroom or the boardroom
🏳️‍🌈 Gay strength and endurance to engage in physical activity
🏳️‍🌈 Gay cholesterol levels

@OsirisSaline yoooooooo your latest patreon music is great holy crap

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