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@Canageek@cybre.space ha no it was a soft boost of someone else's privately posted joke

This is a dog inspection checkpoint, please hand over your dog for inspection

*grabs and runs*

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Give me your dogs, your doggos, your huddled puppers yearning to run free.

How many digits of log 0 do you know? I know ų̸̧̢̡̧̢̧̧̨̛̟͎͓̜͇̟̩̞̝͔͙̮̺̣̜͉͔͉͓̲̖̝͈̠̥̯̦̦̤̖͖̠̼͙̫̝͎̩̝͖͉̭̝͚̹̣̳̜̫̙͔̼̲̝̬̲̤͔̠̯͈̯͔̠̺̣͔̲̮̩̼̤̩̼̯͈̖͇̳̫̓͑͋̎̅͐̉̈̐́̆̐̇͊̽̎̆̑̇̑͂͆̌̏͛̀͑̋̓̀̏̈́͊̊̃͑̓́́̐̿̔̏̐̅͛̏͒̐̌̉̑͒̋͗̂̊̀̾̅̐̑̀̃̍̑͌͆̓̑̓̉͐̇̓̋͛̒̀͊͒̕͘̚̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅņ̵̡̨̨̧̛̛̛͖̙̻͇͇̣̰͇͔̼͖͔̗̤̻̮̱̬̣̗͇̯̳͍̻͓̪͕̱̹̝̙̦͈̮͍̼̲͚̹̜̜̝̹̖̝͇̥͚̭̻̹̠̺̰̗͉͖̲͈̜̖̰̻̖̱͇̥̝̘̪̪͚̪̦̟͔̻̺̯̈́͊̎̉̐̿͒̈́́̾̅̋̿̆̈̌̏̽͗̈́̓͒̀̋̎̌̈̇͒̈̍̀͐͆̄̋̈́̂́̕͘̚͘̕̚̕͜͜͝ͅͅḑ̸̧̢̡̡̢̨̧̨̨̡̛̛͈͍͙̯͙͎͕̹͔̙̝̹̥͔͖̙̹͖͎̜͍͚̭͇̯̮̞̱̦̪͓̠̝̤̜̩͎̗̦̬̲͙̩͕͍̠̺͉̪͉͇̮̜̲̞̥̫̝̪̃̽͆̍̈́̔̐̇͊̓̈́̾͆̒͆́̒̌̈́͗̈́̓̾̔̈́͌̉̇̔́̀̊̒͌̾͒́̈́̐͐̈̂̑̊̅͑̅̆̽͗̍̈́͋̔́̋͛͌̈́̎̅͂͊̀́͋̎̒̅̚̚͘̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅę̷̢̡̧̢̨̢̢̡̛̫̥̗̰̱͚̭̹͙̞̹̣͖̱̮͖͙̞͎̟̦̠̞͉͚̘͖̠͙̟̞͇̗͕̣̥͍̖̺̩̰̣͕̗̙̦͔͈̟̱͚̳̤̱̞̻̫̭̭̫̺̰͈͖͇̤̪̼͙̣̞͔̰͔̹̥͉̞͙̲̱̹͚͍̘̦̝͍̤͚̀̈́̀͑͂̓̅̃̆̄̍̂͂̉̓̈́̍̓̒̿͆͗̊͋̓͂̓̀̿͌͐̂́́̍͆͗̍̒̋͂̃̔̈́́̌̀̈́̉̌͒̐̍͑̐̌͐̽̿̾̈͗̈́̒̊̉̊̇͋̽͘͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠f̵̧̢̢̢̛̩̝̘̱̗̫̹̳̱͙͓̉̈́̀͐̍͊͆́̏̒͂̉̾̏̃̏̄̉͊̈́͂͆̈̀͆̋͑́͆̓͐̓̉̌̀̚͝͝į̴̧̢̡̡̡̢̧̢̘͖̝̩̤͈͖̘͇̯̮̥͇̩̝͓̘̩͈̻͉̬̰̺̜̱͕̬̺̹̺̣̻̰̼̣̲̭͍̤̥̟̱͕̮͚̙̠͇̬̙̼̱̜͙̫̝̠̰̟̼͎̤̭̮̱͙͍͚̰̠̭͍̦̦̫̗̪̖̞̼̲͔̎̀͗̄̅̔̋͒͜͜ͅͅͅͅn̶̨̧̛̛̜̻͖̘͙͖͇̯͋́͆̋̒̓̑̈̄̀͊̄̋͒̓̓̀͗̉̍̐̾̏̇́̉̔̈́̄̃̾̊͌͋̇̾͒̌͗̓̅̔͑̈̄̂̍́͐͂͂̾̏̎̂͂́̒̈́̑͌̔̑͒̂̐̂̏̈́̂́̿̄̀̉̄͑̔̓̚͘͘̕̚̕̕̚͝͝͝é̸̢̡̧̢̨̧̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̥̳̹͓̯͙͉̠̜̲͖͖̞̤̘̼̤̣̦̦͖̭̘̦̤̖̫͙͔̟̙̙̲̱̥̤͔̦̬̺̝̭̫̱̺̘̗͈͓̲̜̭̼̱͎̭͕͓̭̼̝̬̗̱̱̳͖̙͉̖͉̗͂̓̈́͊̓͊̓͗͛̈͐͂͆̓̃͗̉̐̂́̒̀͌͂̅̔̑̈̋́̀̀̄̽́́̑͆̈́̇͌̂̒̃̅̎̓͛̇̄̍̑́̓̌̀̓̒̍͗͑̾͂̽̍͆̐̽͗͒̇͌̈̉̃͐̈́̐̾́̈̌̓̕̕̚̚̕̕̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅd̷̢̨̨̡̡̧̡̧̛̛̛͚̞̫͍̱̭͍͕̣̥̻̣̜̲̳̟͈̞͕̖͕̘̖̦͍̼̙̜̻̙͈̪̩͙̠͙̘̻̱͍̺͔̗͍̥̪̱̠̜̭͍̗̪͚̠̥̲̗͉̱͍͇̣͕̱̖̭̙̥̥̳̠̭̥͙͇̯̹̭̩̺̫̫̼̪͍̥̼̥̯̤͍͙̩͙̙͈̉͌͛̏͌̒̉͊̈̈̓̄̾̔̿͂́̓́̓̒̅͂̇̿͛̒͂͆̈́̄͐̔͛̌̏͌̋͗̓́̐̍̈́͊͘̕͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅ

Help finding legal advice, UK Specific 

@flitterbatflutterbat@mastodon.social good luck :<

really long shitpost 

@CobaltVelvet@octodon.social 3.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@MightyPork@dev.glitch.social i had a problem back when i used maven I would frequently type "mvn pancake" instead of "mvn package"

@richardgoodness to be frank this is the first time I've seen you do a blog post lol

@Shadow8t4 I will pass for various reasons though I may check out Austin some day >_>

Supportive shitpost 

Is there a thing you need to do?

Do the thing! I know you can do the thing! I believe in your ability to do the thing! You got this, the thing is nothing for you!

@phildini right????

there's a lot of basic responsibility i think that needs to fall on parents but the simple fact of the matter is if there's no infrstructure for making it easier for folks to manage permissions for their kids, there's always gonna be problems

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