Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

@pastelbat mind if i boost this?

@pastelbat @theoutrider LMFAO

@cat that's rad

Put your hand inside the Gom Jabbar
Put your hand inside theGom Jabbar
Put your hand inside
Put your hand inside
Put your hand inside the Gom Jabbar

TMBG's "Puppet Head" except replace every instance of that with "Gom Jabbar"

@pastelbat @theoutrider this is completely the opposite but now i'm thinking of the gom jabbar

@theoutrider *holds hand in flame* ahhh that feels good

@theoutrider how about an everburning candle that emits tolerable warmth within a certain range of it that is incapable of spreading and burning materials around it

@theoutrider magic item: a sleeping bag that attempts to gently and comfortably eat you and quickly gives up if you lay down and try to sleep

@not_on_pizza@a.weirder.earth @witchfynder_finder haha this is nice but honestly i was hoping for something like this, with a bit more heft to it https://awoo.space/media/qpe2Gf36sn7vQse6gDc

@witchfynder_finder if only i had a d10000

@witchfynder_finder http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf

@Fidgetcetera ​

@witchfynder_finder *shifts uncomfortable*
*waits a few moments*
POCKET SAND
*runs away*

@witchfynder_finder fair

@witchfynder_finder why use that when you can use POCKET SAND

@k yes i forgot those woops

@ashkitten@dev.glitch.social oo that's handy, thanks!

god damn this is useful. i wish i knew this a long time ago