Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

Staff members paid!

Ooh I get to pay people today. Idk if I have time to fill out a patreon update cuz of Pax but I can at least do that

good night friends. doing pax thing tomorrow while also baby proofing the house.

don't forget i'm gay, thanks good night

"Gamers" is my favorite new problematic media

i remember being really annoyed at the woman from One Piece who is a real obvious attempt at a trans woman when i first tried to watch because they had such a deep, obviously man's voice

in the Japanese version she is very light-voiced and it's way better

i regret to inform you i had a good idea for a meme-possible shitpost and i do not remember it

i caught up on steven universe

fffffffffuck

When is it ever not blackle???

i have just the right kind of astigmatism that prevents me from being able to wear contacts

it's a big reason i've never bothered not using my glasses in costumes

I've always really identified with "wield me and I'll grant you strength", a thought I came up with a while back because the weapon grants its user 25 (max value) strength when you use it.

im not gonna put it in the hashtag but-

Crom came from Crom Faeyr, a legendary weapon in Baldur's Gate 2. I used to go by Crom Faeyr for an elf persona, but it got too popular as a user name and so I just shortened it to Crom. I started kinda associating it with the Conan Crom as well when someone pointed it out (for some reason I'd never put it together)

The reason I adopted it was because I thought the weapon was the coolest in the game and loved using it

from what i've heard my experience with putting my butt in the egg is different from most peoples' experience with eggs

eggsponential growth https://awoo.space/media/fwDktxanXC3WQRE3HA4

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