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silly reductive thoughts on pathfinder races 

human: hi i'm new to this game
elf: i had no idea their eyes were black but they're still sexy right
half-elf: i like shannara too much
gnome: i like being annoying!
halfling: i'm the group chef! (no but really this has happened to me every time)
dwarf: HA HA, ALCOHOL
half-orc: hey i don't care about the in-universe implications i just want to be an orc
kobold: *not the player* wait who let Crom in the game

cyberpunk character idea, animal harm mention 

if i ever play shadowrun again im prolly gonna play this, def an orc

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cyberpunk character idea, animal harm mention 

a mechanic who has a penchant for finding and caring for hurt animals that need major limb replacements, and honed their abilities building cyber limbs for their new friends

my immediate thought was something involving kobolds digging too far, oops

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Took this pic a couple years ago. Seems relevant to Mastodon interests.

Xenoblade spoiler 

Look I thought they took away the DRAGON GRAMPA and now we have a DRAGON BABY GRAMPA

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holy shit i was about to complain about a video game death in the near Xenoblade but HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME TWIST

ok patreon payout and post is done, we're gonna be setting up signups for December's art. keep an eye out if you're interested in a $25 commission to draw Jani!

we'll be preferring awoo.space members over non-awoo.space members early on but don't let that stop you from signing up, we'll keep your info around for the future!

HELLO THERE IS A NEW PATREON POST

patreon.com/posts/15671476

I didn't announce very many people in November but that's ok we're gonna add a lot more soon!!!!!

Maybe it's a stretch. but I thought about um jammer lammy and the pun popped in my head

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If you play a serpent lady bard in the space the only acceptable name for her is 

Spelljammer Lamia

if a kobold is small and nobody is around to witness it, are they are still the smallest there?

answer: no they're the biggest and the baddest and there's nobody who's stronger than them, too!!!!!

someone......... drew naruto............ if he was a kobold...................................

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