Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
I am not a number
I am a gay man
there's a kobold in my notifications !!!!!
"physical shitposting" is extremely fun with @thefishcrow
i've met.... three people from masto now?? irl???
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tired: [enjoying a song] this is my jam
wired: [pointing at a jar of fruit preserve] this is my jam
inspired: [gesturing at goo/slime datefriend] this is my jam
sitting on a bench at the top of a tower, gently petting the wyvern's head in your lap as you watch the sunset
do you ever think about what D&D monsters feel like to pet
i bet basilisks really love being scratched on the neck and have really rough scales- kind of imagining like what a snake feels like when it's in the middle of shedding but all over
what kind of fur do bugbears have?? longer fur that looks great when shampooed? they are probably fun to pet. gnolls too
gay 2: electric boogawoo
*rolls some dice* uhh.... hug......... *rolls more dice* uhhhhhhh..... 5...... *rolls dice again* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bugbears
im trying to figure out how to pooptoot tonight and i got nothin
reddit link, berenstein/berenstain bears
you know the berenstein/berenstain timeline split thing???
lmao someone found a tag with BOTH SPELLINGS on it
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@vahnj don't worry we'll find you a gemsona and make them into a kobold
bea called me a gem and now im wondering what kind of gemsona i have
im leaning towards a lapis but idk
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im sleepy and gay good night
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here it is properly... a really fun commission for @typhlosion and @Forgebold!! thanks again!!! https://cybre.space/media/j18KUu02Tc7VeAro2F0
hello im gonna go pretend i'm samus aran for a while
this weekend did not really start off well v_v
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
