Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
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hi welcome to slime dot global, we got https://slime.global/media/d5Bl3mOQRDu3SN5tB00
brain meme
brain 1: i'm an ADULT doing ADULT things
brain 2: i'm a KID doing KID things
brain 3: i'm a SQUID doing SQUID things
brain 4: i'm a KOBOLD doing KOBOLD things
i'm also a kobold with 6 strength *gently dusts off the keyboard and continues using it*
*smashes keyboard angrily* I'm queer!!!!!!!
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Can anyone recommend any good books/games/films/narrative experiences about being queer and alone in space? I could really use that right now.
the subtle ties of formalwear
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maple classic™ 
here's the short rushed ost i made for the A Game By Its Cover Jam entry Magical Twins https://soundcloud.com/svetlana/sets/magical-twins
you can play it here http://jane-dove.itch.io/magical-twins
vore joke
i don't like vore, i like vore
jokes
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Narrative Analysis
@vahnj https://www.themarysue.com/neo-yokio-review-kingswood-kaiser/
It's okay to enjoy problematic material, but it's important to understand why it's problematic. It's not enough to just to say "it's flawed." It's got some pretty serious problems that can't easily be glossed over.
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SPEAKING OF GUMROAD'S 24HR PUERTO RICO DONATE-A-THON: now would be a great time to nab my Chessmaster Guide zines! Three BEEFY color pdfs full of TOTAL DRIVEL about power animals, cryptids and the Tarot, illustrated by a cavalcade of fantastic artists!
https://mastodon.social/media/iQL3Gromuz0NgKU0x7M https://mastodon.social/media/otcvICaLS1zq8Ja7HyA https://mastodon.social/media/noWzxAiTqHueSeRs8jk
I don't think I agree with her that the main character is lovable, he's an oafish ass.
He does have a lot of humanizing moments that go, "hey look, this guy is fallible and he is at least trying, so cut him a little slack" but I don't think it's enough for him to be lovable in my book
At least he has some hella good & relatable quotes
@xoxogossipgita wrote a really great article about Neo Yokio
https://kotaku.com/neo-yokio-is-a-funny-but-flawed-critique-of-capitalism-1818849400
Anyway here's some kobold maids I found. Unsurprisingly most of them are uhhhhhhhhhhh drawn with thirst, so to say, so here's the ones I found that aren't https://awoo.space/media/g8PKsiVYlxUqruWIzGk https://awoo.space/media/KdMQ9xpgwxOTLZ0vyRo https://awoo.space/media/RUSf-nfbmNIgJnU8Cvc
Hello I can't find a source for this on my phone really but oh my god?????? I want to protect them https://awoo.space/media/5hC7-_ZjIM1-xBYtsEs
wow fuck it's 10:30. time to bed, night
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Jastodon (Jean Mastodon)
bojack horseman
i still need to watch s3 and s4 but
https://nineteeneightyeight.com/products/alexander-wells-h-o-r-s-e-m-a-n-print?variant=51444043603 https://awoo.space/media/8KrLSRK851IRifZLf2Y
stop playing games with my blart
(games with my blart)
with my blart
ohhhh
social anxiety
sometimes i don't ask to pet a dog because i am worried the owner will want to talk to me more
and then i feel bad that i want to pet the dog but ignore the owner
and then, and then, and then
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https://twitter.com/nothings/status/195716690368139265
"44100, the CD audio sample rate, is the product of the squares of the four smallest primes; 2*2*3*3*5*5*7*7. This appears to be coincidence."
o_o
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
