Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

im simultaneously baffled it's wednesday already and also feel like i've worked a whole week already

I feel oddly emotional about how excited he was to show off the collection I've helped him build sorry

Jay in animal crossing is the cool jock frat boy whom you befriend because he's away from a toxic culture and openly talks to you about his nerdy shell collection and how thankful he is you've been helping him build it

"bro check out my shell collection you've helped me build!"
"Bro let me see that shell it's cool as heck I'll trade you some wood for it"
"bro!!!! You've helped make my trip, bro!!!"

"Decorative edging" is a phrase the manager of my favorite coffee shop just said and we laughed at together

Good night

Hmm still thinking about kobold lumberjacks

Misread a party thing being held as "hot cocoa bap" I had to stop because I was just so confused

WOWWWWWWWWW

https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752

i've always wanted a room full of stuff i can rent and just break stuff

here's a bat/sledgehammer, go to town

i wish it existed it sounds nice

Squished a brown recluse this morning... Guess I got lucky it didn't chomp us

meguka become meduka

nO

Arrrrrr, bit rate

I'll only accept that you arbitrate if you talk like a pirate and increase my internet speed

I just called out one of our board members anonymously for talking over diversity and for our diversity teachings being too focused on women how's your day going

Good night y'all. Hope your time of day is going well.