Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
food/mood news update
Full of garlic and feeling kind of ok now
food/mood news
local bad mood boy hopes ramen fixes their ails
gaming/homophobia-ish
working while the boy plays Fable 1 and remembering how you can only get straight-married in that game
i remember when they introduced gay marriage in Fable 2.... I remember I had a beard wife who i doted on only when my family was around, and a real husband i doted on when they weren't bc i knew there was this concept of "something is wrong with loving a man". esp the part where you have sex lol
this probably explains why i thought i was bi
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birdsite
"The Library of Congress Quits Twitter" https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/the-library-of-congress-quits-twitter
"Anyone who has spent time on Twitter understands what happened next. A small, gnawing anxiety develops in the gut. Jeez, this is a lot of information. Oh, wow, people are so angry. Hey, a bunch of folks are talking about this, am I supposed to be talking about this? […] until, one day, you glance up from your device, depleted and desperate, wishing only to quiet, contain, or excise the whole debacle like a cancer."
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@vahnj BOOSTABLE image version for ya :D https://awoo.space/media/fNeNag1Xk_b3BfHOfTU
assassin's creed kinda lewd joke
Bayek is also known as "the horniest medjay" cuz every time he sees his wife he's all over her
assassin's creed take
i like bayek a lot more than ezio
ezio was fun for like, one game, and got boring real fast
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30 Games With Female Protagonists in 2018 You Should Be Excited For - http://jstationx.com/2018/01/02/30-games-with-female-protagonists-2018/
Includes games such as Monster Hunter: World, Far Cry 5, and Sea of Thieves! #gameing #gaming
(Please share/boost if you find this useful 😀 )
sick update
feeling a lot better this morning???
i didn't sleep well but that might have been the last fight of it so hoping today goes good *fingers crossed*
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@vahnj A dragon who encourages an ancient kobold civilization to create art, demanding art from them in tribute to not destroy them -- without intending on destroying them, but curious to see what they'd produce. Nurtures generations of artists and many different styles.
Over centuries, they forget why there's so many dragon motifs.
a wide old kobold who teaches young men how to dance
a kobold chef who inherited a dragon's hoard and spends their inheritance on their private restaurant made to give poorer citizens a really fancy dinner opportunity
a kobold master thief who serves a dragon as a trusted butler for YEARS before making off with the most expensive treasure in the world
I'm still mad you can't pet animals in the new Assassin's Creed. Anyway here's a cat https://awoo.space/media/zkQWg2E3gQX53Uh-Pik
Asmr shitpost
ASMR Bryan Kibler pets Shiro [10 Hours]
Sick update
I managed to get work thing done and I'm ready to nap
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advertising (personal endorsement)
@vahnj For alternatives to Redbubble, you can do runs of really nice vinyl stickers for extremely low prices at https://www.stickerguy.com
Like, 250 vinyl stickers in black and white for $30 levels of cheap
Color and cutouts cost more, but are still cheap enough that if you find a few friends to make a group buy, you end up getting 10x more higher quality stickers than Redbubble for cheaper
free sticker from sticker you
also maybe finally an alternative to redbubble/that one other place i forgot the name of
stages of my brain today
brain 1: uh
brain 2: uh,
brain 3: UHHHH
brain 4: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
