Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
Assassin's creed dog
Stretchy cutems pls add pet pet dlc https://awoo.space/media/BBW9ipR5nXzh0OI4oQ0
Haha butts send toot
Image contains a Butt
Ah so this is where the ass in assassin's creed was https://awoo.space/media/k7qIT_Q7jM4pUR9-GfY
Hippos are probably the most dangerous animal in the game, just as in real life, so very appropriate imo
The boy wants an assassin hippo
My favorite feature in assassin's Creed is every protagonist is overwhelmed by the gravity of hay bales when within a foot and sucked into the center before being able to continue
Family memory
Ohhhhhh my grandma would have loved to watch me play this. She loved Egyptian stuff. She played Laura Bow 2 and Pharoah/Cleopatra a lot.
Ass Creed is making me want to play Laura Bow 2. Again.
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@emanate @vahnj @Leucrotta running hot corporate cores with only their trusty Awoo-Sendai
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it's a bird!
it's a plane!
it's... GAMES MADE QUICK??? 2.0
🎮 https://itch.io/jam/games-made-quick-2 🎮
while you're watching AGDQ all week and feeling guilty about not doing anything useful, why not make a video games? now with a discord!
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@vahnj @emanate @Leucrotta Not to worry! Rogues of all sorts raid the corporate havens to steal back their howls. They call them Awoorunners.
hearthstone
speaking of hearth i won a dungeon run with mill+cthun rogue
caller shadowsteps+clones+double battlecry is mmmmmm satisfying
if you get the 1 mana all minions are 0 mana it's hilarious to slam down 5 minions followed by a bunch of x2 damage blasts and 4 or so casts of 16-ish x2 damage cthuns
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@nev @vahnj @jaycie there's a great LP of AC1 that's just chock full of historical information.
I think it's this one by Geop https://lparchive.org/Assassins-Creed/
Hello this is the best DLC in existence
Only thing that would usurp this is a "pet all friendly animals" DLC
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identifying anime
[man with hand lens examining steven universe]
yep, it's anime
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@thefishcrow @lylaha@mastodon.art ok i took the plunge and found no good bearded bowsers to my tastes.
here's a good dad bowser tho
http://tinycartridge.com/post/106259432667/hows-bowser-spending-the-holiday-break-oh
"bowser with beard" on google images yields very disappointing results. bowser is not ganondorf
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
