Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
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Hey Mastodon! I just opened up for a few slots of $25 #commissions like the ones below! To order, email me at piraticalartist @ gmail.com OR message me at MousBones on telegram! Robots, furries, and otherwise weird shit welcome!
How to get away with murder slight spoiler
God how to get away with murder really is my guilty pleasure
Everybody except hacker boy are evil terrible people and I love them all
actually if you look at this hot new meme you can distill it into one character:
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get equipped with
jorts
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person 1: *makes a joke*
person 2: *makes a similar joke*
person 3: ah, this must be the hot new meme, I gotta jump on this train
person 4: ah, this must be the hot new meme, I gotta jump on this train
person 5: ah, this must be the hot new meme, I gotta jump on this train
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Maybe you've noticed this month's art in the last 5 minutes?
Having a hard time coming up with an orc baseline set of skills that's not just "takes more damage before becoming unconscious"
!!! It's happening!! https://awoo.space/media/0P07PLQccbS-OdGDsdc
*whispers* i'm commissioning wyx
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@vahnj made one! Https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/simple-procgen I think
Joking about generation gap
Boomers: kids these days got told they can be whatever they want despite not actually being able to do so and they're so entitled
Younger generations: arf bark I'm a dog fuck you
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onboarding modal take 𝍠
so there's an issue here https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/pull/6273 with an accompanying pull request to remove the onboarding modal from mastodon and i want to give some thoughts about that so i'm going to go do that now
Tfw you're jazzed to work on your stuff on the bus and don't get a seat
lb: im dying oh no poor vahn
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This is the single most relatable line in the history of video games. https://awoo.space/media/f2h_9XXQvDgbRgjYozg
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an uplifting message for folks who get misgendered
you're allowed to get angry about being misgendered.
you're fucking allowed to get angry, and it's very fucking reasonable.
LB: cw maggots, gore in a couple of the screenshots
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
