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So I gently encouraged someone on Twitter, who could not understand why feelings were hurt when she explicitly left body-dysphoric cis people out of a TF fantasy, to be more inclusive.
And I tried to gently steer her fantasy towards a greater inclusiveness without directly contradicting her, by making a joke/extension about how trans people who wished for CONTAGIOUS species could just bite the cis people--they'd just have to wait for the second round.
And then one of the cis people who was hurt by being excluded lectured me because my solution rewarded TFs to people who weren't otherkin, because (in the unlikely event I understood them correctly) THEY were putatively a more deserving, needy, and oppressed group than "normal human" (my words) people. Apparent awareness that THEY WERE JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING EXCLUDED DUE TO DEMOGRAPHICS FIVE MINUTES AGO: zero.
And now I think I'm one step closer to becoming a Galactus-kin. You have no idea how close I am to sealing myself in my laboratory and not coming out until I'm 80 feet tall and can suck the life out of entire planets, and I'm gonna start with this one.
I will be the Raccoon Who Eats Trash Worlds. And NOBODY is coming along for the ride, though I might draw lots to let 3-5 of you become my super-powered heralds. And if you bicker over which minority groups get chosen, I will eat you FIRST.
Also, no goddamn surfers.
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@zebratron2084 Snowboarders are okay, though, right? Especially giant robot snowboarders with orbital energy weapons, right?
re: mood, idpol, furpol, transpol, queerpol, quunpol, supervillainy, geophagy, loathing
@kelseyhusky *sigh* I suppose Peggy's gonna want to come along and contaminate everything with Jack Kirby Cosmic Energy Dots _anyhow_, so sure, what the hell. :)
Also, I'm probably gonna have to increase the size of Galactiquun Corps to 12-15 anyhow, 'cause the housecats want in. :)
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@zebratron2084 @kelseyhusky * spams your inbox with unsolicited dramatically crouching/hands spread/foreshortened selfies in a pathetic bid for herald status *
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@Leucrotta @kelseyhusky I mean, your trash-eating skills are beyond reproach, but will they scale? ;>
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@zebratron2084 I mean it’s not like an entire planet or anything but I can totes get through a whole vegan pizza in one go
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@zebratron2084 @Leucrotta That's what the cybernetics are for.
re: mood, idpol, furpol, transpol, queerpol, quunpol, supervillainy, geophagy, loathing
@zebratron2084 @kelseyhusky I LOVE ENERGY DOTS!!!!!
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@zebratron2084 Sqveak-surfin'
mood, idpol, furpol, transpol, queerpol, quunpol, supervillainy, geophagy, loathing
I'm not parsing this part: "left out" to be "more" inclusive. ❓
mood, idpol, furpol, transpol, queerpol, quunpol, supervillainy, geophagy, loathing
@zebratron2084 *promptly worsens your mood by whining about DUDE why do you have to be like such a Hessian about NO SPACE GROMS that is WAY uncool and I am gonna totally eat like THREE microwave burritos and not offer you any*
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@zebratron2084 ah yes, I forgot: body euphoria is exclusively for folks who are trans, kin and/or therian 🙃
like god all I replied with was essentially just a joke stating my intent to bite a bunch of folks and you fucking bet a good number of the people that'd be on the list to turn into werewolves are none of the above
mood, idpol, furpol, transpol, queerpol, quunpol, supervillainy, geophagy, loathing
@zebratron2084 so you have a choice between:
Dr. Joshua Lithium (rep’d with my account, mostly chem based weird science)
Dr. Flam Arpeggio (biomech, and aether tech)
Dr. Dulce Arpeggio (robotics, and aether tech)
>:)
@zebratron2084 no surfers ;’(
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@zebratron2084 Earth would be a better place if the majority of humans reasoned from consistent principles instead of in-group/out-group.
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@zebratron2084 🤷 we live by the sword, we die by the sword