Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

That's what I thought, you astroturfing scumbags. Knew it the moment I saw your disingenuous little commercial.

Guess I'm voting Yes on 1631.

(source: https://www.pdc.wa.gov/browse/campaign-explorer/committee?filer_id=NO1631%20507&election_year=2018)

God damn it, did Noa fall into ANOTHER industrial machine?

Oh, well. Fish out some of those pony seeds on top. He'll be fine.

Winston Smith, "Carnage" (2009)

Hat trick.

This paragraph hurt a lot to read, 'cause I think it applies to sisters, too.

Furry ain't getting any more mainstream than this.

(Mr. Fischoeder, the landlord from Bob's Burgers. This, um, isn't uncharacteristic behavior from him, actually.)

slightly better after some breakfast and an unexpected dose of optimism from a friend ^_^

back for a #moodsnapshot

sing it from the mountaintops, motherfuckers 😼​

Was a bit proud of this exchange. It addresses important things the Armchair Rationalist crowd misses about brain management IMO.

Context: we were talking about Figure 1, the "immunity dog" meme. Orange had called the meme "lawful evil," and someone responded with "If it saves some from subconsciously worrying... doesn't the end justify the means?" Orange didn't like that idea, and I (Blue) tried to explain to 'em why a "magic feather" needn't be "real" to be a positive thing.

ATTN @mawr @ONEIRONAUT @indi @emanate ET AL

I just can't stop grinning at this panel of Noa telling Kurt something's just not happening.

lewd; pfaf

Somebody's "chicken and waffles" school lunch. Aren't you glad you're a putative grown-up like me, and get to eat whatever the fuck you want?

Honestly, though, I could probably salvage this. I could make something that resembled this, only it would be food. Just get me a waffle iron, a deep fryer, and the wandering soul of Kenny Shopsin.

that's a really enviable box, plus i wanna be made mostly from european pork bellies too =-.-=

#felinethings

Yup.

I mean, if we must, I might as well flaunt what Bast gave me...

Fair warning: when a Martian tiger tells you Mars is full of love, this is basically what we mean.

#VisitMars
#ArriveSeasoned

This is why I identify so much with Gene Belcher. This is exactly what it's like in here.

We are pleased to introduce our new fall line of Martian mane care products.

By R'oareal.

Today in Republicans Have Always Been Shit:

The classic TV film The Day After was heavily criticized in the right-wing press for being (gasp) against nuclear escalation.

by way of penance for recent eeyoring <3