Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Haha, nope, here we go! SQUAWWWWWRRRAAAWWRRRK! *bite*

(Source: http://lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/post/119546495894/iguanamouth-kept-getting-requests-for-gryphons)

Oh, Indonesia. Gods bless you and your blithe indifference to Western intellectual property. ❤️​

Yeah, I'm probably gonna revise this dialogue in the second draft, whaddaya think? O:)

Hope you had a productive experience in the voting booth!

#VoetNoOnPrapazishunRawr
#NoMorStuopidHyenuzStielRFud

#AmericaHasNeverNotBeenAnAmoralShithole

Great job, guys. I feel so confident about you people handling the subtle details of our financial affairs.

Those who can't do, monetize.

(*this is just a Mr. Show reference; there was no actual pepper involved)

Submitted w/o comment, except to notice that I also saw a sign lying around for moderator use that read "1 Minutes" [sic].

Chelsea is my medium-duration personal savior. It's weird how many of the the 9-9 crew are vocally The Good Guys in real life. (On top of this, Stephanie Diaz is openly bi and a vocal supporter of queer causes, and Terry Crews has come out pretty bravely about his history as a male sexual assault victim.)

This is just part of why <s>Tolerant Liberal Cop Fantasy</s> Brooklyn Nine-Nine is one of my favorite shows on network TV.

Okay, I think I'm back to liking Laurie Penny again. This is a very important sentiment.

(For the record, yes, I can be a right Evil Schoolmarm against people who are doubling down on something ignorant... but I'll go well out of my way to thank and encourage someone who checks the facts and went "whoops, heh, no, I blew it...")

mfw when i'm referred to a right-wing site that's not only down for the count, its downtime message is "Get updates on our Gab page!"

NO. BAD ORANGE. BAD STUBBY. THAT IS OUR NUMBER. YOU DO NOT GET TO USE OUR NUMBER.

YOU ARE NOT THE ANSWER TO THE GREAT QUESTION. YOU ARE THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION. THE ANSWER TO THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION IS NOT GODDAMN FORTY-TWO. 😾​

#moodsnapshot

#moodsnapshot #2018

psych

but you are a good citizen for keeping up an interest in all this (though anyone who has to nope out for personal reasons is also good and valid)

so here is a ludicrous number of corgis as your reward <3

<3

super-obscure MLP trivia!

love you li'l guy

#benderwasright

I read somewhere that it was long traditional to consult a random line in the Aeneid to predict one's future.

Fuck you, Virgil.

mood

Never been so disappointed by a headline in all my life.