Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

2005 me feels really called out here.

I got better. (I think?)

Look Around You predicted Brexit in 2005.

Human, your family shall be spared in the coming reckoning and your name shall be engraved in the Wet Moldy Notebook Of The Saints.

A friendly reminder to my fellow mads: don't make my mistake. FLUSH YOUR CLONE TANKS when you abandon a base!

(tip courtesy of Deputy Containment Agent @Phorm)

"dammit i thought we sprayed for those guys" -- Rezeya Montecore-St-Hobbes, Empress* of Mars

*disputed

And don't you even think about trying to defend Scandinavian cuisine. Don't you even think about it.

it does exactly what it says on the tin

As usual... the poor oppressed dragon gets jack and shit. On the other hand, the poor oppressed dragon is the only one who gets to keep a shred of his dignity.</changeling_conspiracy_theorist_headfriend>

#Sparkleponies
#QuestionableManeChoices
#BlackChitinIsBeautiful
#BuyAllOurPlaysetsAndToys

This shall be the whole of the law. This may also be a very broad-spectrum subtoot, as I grow increasingly impatient with the way my Fellow Travelers handle semiotic "threats."

Also, the obvious answer to this question should be the subject of the next big RTS game.

"NEW TECH UNLOCKED: 1,167 Trenchcoats"

S'trewth. (courtesy of Metafilter)

I'd love to see this become a meme.

Oh, since I brought up the whole jello thing...

Dis me. (Not pictured: lime flavor.)

🖼

Big mood.

God I miss this friggin' kid.

🐯​❤️​

Oh god. Peg found the deliberately awful Candy Orca Dragon we made, based on the Disgusting English Candy Drill from Gravity's Rainbow (http://bella.media.mit.edu/people/foner/Fun/gravity.html)

I'm sorry, Rowntree. In a kinder world, you would never have had to exist. Blame the Brits.

A note of reassurance, courtesy of Wikipedia:

GIDNEY AND CLOYD WERE RIGHT

#ScroochThePlanet