Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Phorm Listen, you can do a lot worse in this lifetime than being voiced by Lou Reed and Iggy Pop.

I'll come hench for you, if you TF me into Angel and/or Debbie Harry*. Yes, that's a formal wish...

(*I would actually accept Cinderella in a pinch.)

@Kyresti And yet weirdly, my chronic bronchitis issues, which were BAD last time this happened, are just fine. I will never understand corporeal bodies, but hey, I'll take it. *shrug*

What flavor are you?

What flavor am I?

(I mean metaphorically, ya goofballs. <3 )

@anthracite @Thaminga So... hair metal covers.

spoiler alert:

cute yes, but it's ear semaphore for "betray your species and join us, humans"

@CeruleanK Also, much love for thinking to include Bentley. NOT THAT ANYONE WOULDN'T. Isn't he just the best person?

@CeruleanK Oh fucking AWESOME! This will definitely make it much easier to see you: the route back and forth to there from our place in the UD is a bit lengthy but EASY. <3 <3 <3 <3

You bastards. You absolute bastards.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Bar+entier%22&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCqrXS7-3cAhUE-lQKHReVALAQ_AUICygC&biw=1134&bih=817

(I had to do research into what "bar entire" meant on a French menu. I did not realize I would be confronted with an ENTIRE PAGE OF FISH WHICH I CAN NOT HAVE AND I AM TOLD MAY NOT EVEN EXIST BEHIND THAT GLASS PANE. There are now claw and bite marks all over my monitor and I demand compensation. =>_<= )

NO, SERIOUSLY. DON'T FUCKING AWOO*.

*WOLVES EXCEPTED

Inspired by a Reddit thread, I kinda want to revive my high school friends' tradition of putting up those "leave a penny/take a penny" dishes for decidedly non-penny items in random places.

Muffins. Troll dolls. Hot Wheels. Guitar picks. You get the idea.

@Leucrotta (Rubber Soul is still a hell of a tough album to digest in 2018, innit. >_< )

@Leucrotta (If it's any consolation, John abhorred the song later in his career and wrote "Jealous Guy" out of some attempt at penitence. OTOH, I just read the lyrics of "Jealous Guy" and they kinda just make me wanna shrug, so... *shrug* )

important announcement*; tigers (*blatant lie)

@zx3 Argh. Best of luck to all of you. *hug* Also, on general principle based on your previous writing's quality: please attempt to write the screenplay. n.n

@zx3 *emotional privilege high five, 'cause my mom is swell too* <3

"Then, during the Third Migration of the Last of the Mastodon Supplicants, they chose a new form for her, that of a giant Rawr! Many Anons and Pepes knew what it was to be crushed in the maw of a Martian tigress that day, I can tell you!"

#introductions
#areyouthefishkeeper

@Leucrotta Wikipedia estimates his equivalent human age at death as 144. Yeah. I'm not sure there's anything to mourn here. That cat should be fucking legend.

@Leucrotta Yeah, I just found out, I feel kinda bad now... *pours a can of expensive salmon on the curb* ;_;

(Aww, we lost him last August. Godspeed, Nutmeg. Hope that wasn't your ninth, and if it was, I'll see ya in Bastet's eternal catbed.)

(Every time I look at this pic, Nutmeg reminds me of Jonathan Banks. I can almost see him on a late-night stakeout in a plain white van, meticulously cracking and eating sparrow heads out of a bowl.)