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This is why I identify so much with Gene Belcher. This is exactly what it's like in here.

foodcrime/boozecrime 

Holy shit, this sounds appealing. And we just got a little rocket blender, too...

mexicoinmykitchen.com/peanut-t

@prpl@dragon.style Have you seen Brett Gelman's "Dinner" specials, by any chance?

@prpl@dragon.style I can't believe someone besides me watched Mr. Neighbor's House. :O

trivial health update; foodcrime; mild kanye 

yo flonase, i'm really happy for you, imma let you finish, but ghost pepper is one of the best decongestants of all time

@Balinares It's called "the magic of being first exposed to existentialism at age 10." n.n;

minor health (-) 

Grr. Something triggered my chronic bronchitis something fierce on the way home from Ohio. I can at least breathe again, but (perhaps totally separately) my immune system is sorely pissed at me and I'm stuck in that "am I or aren't I getting sick, already?!" stage.

Might be a bit useless for a couple of days-- though historically, these turn out to be total false alarms about 70% of the time.

I fucking hate my body.

@Leucrotta Awww! *hugs*

Modest Mouse is powerful stuff. I love it but keep it in a locked cabinet. -_-

LETS MAKE AN ADOPTABLE WEIRDO! 

@JulieSqveakaroo (very interested, but abstaining out of mercy because humans are relatively easy to draw and you've already got one right there -- fully intend to mess future iterations up funtime <3 )

@Austin_Dern @troodon My robotized catgirl Hladolet used to have a full page of quotes about the Glass Cat "which Dr. Pipt so lawlessly made" as her userinfo <3

one parting shot before bed, in reply to @troodon's kind poetry citation:

the intro quote is pretty much word for word what it's like to be me :)

oz.wikia.com/wiki/Hungry_Tiger

@eredien Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't, as per the Sine Wave Axiom of Beard Growth Attractiveness. At the moment it's rather more Liam Neeson than Ted Kaczynski though if I do say so myself. :)

dad joke (stolen) 

@acetone_kitten larry was innocent, was reddit actually :>

@Balinares "Goes?"

"Remains," old friend. It truly was ever thus. I'm starting to think the real goal is to just keep as much as possible from spattering on one's friends and loved ones. *hugs protectively tight*

@Leucrotta my first d&d experience was... less good but amusingly creepy -- it was basically a one-player game with Young Travis Bickle as GM. details sometime after i get home

thanks to the dangerous influence of otter memetics i am now possessed by a FIERCE urge to watch a bunch of megas xlr

thanks a LOT Vloe ;p <3

apple shitpost 

@Oneironott you've got to reach four bars in your giant robot phooooone... o/~

drugs 

I also want to note with no small pride that this is the least grumpy I've ever been after a week-long tolerance break. Still looking forwards to breaking it tonight. ^____^

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