Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@JulieSqveakaroo what a butthammer =>_<=

@Oneironott

1) Would you rather have to personally replace every lightbulb in the United States, or dance nonstop on the floor of the House whenever Congress is in session?

2) If you’re in the South of France and you pour yourself a nice glass of wine, and a beautiful cat suddenly strokes your leg and you’re surprised, do you think it’s a ghost at first?

3) How do you juggle work and family?

#neverletboredtigersaskyouthings

tbh everything positive jesus ever did for me has been replaced and improved on by reggie watts

for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO1CCXXMzBI

@kelseyhusky

> AXIOS, which means "I am worthy"

I just love little etymology bonuses like this. <3

Serious question: how much of a pain in the ass is it to read multiple accounts from the same person here? I've been getting the urge to split this into a low-maintenance "social" account and a more frank "self-repair" journal.

I get the impression the answer is "not much of a pain," since all you really have to do on Masto is follow a notification and click on something, but I wanted to ask around before I started handing deputy badges out to my subpersonas. ^_^;;

@benj_red@cybre.space

As an official licensed Dog Arbiter:

quality pupper 14/10 would pet

@troodon One form of self-flagellation is enough!

I... I think I have to try and watch this.

https://film.avclub.com/meet-the-dawnseeker-the-dumbest-alien-you-ll-meet-in-2-1829019300

@anthracite Oh, yikes! Yeah, be careful with that. I'll watch where I gnaw for a couple of weeks. *hug*

https://youtu.be/e008jxkAQ-4

#pfaf

I got to coin the term "eigenhick*" for a Reddit argument and I'm very pleased about that. :)

*hypothetical redneck who simultaneously lives in all Southern states at once

Yup.

I mean, if we must, I might as well flaunt what Bast gave me...

@zx3 Say it with me, brother: BENDER WAS RIGHT.

TODAY ON ISOPOD RED PILL NEWS

NATURE IS SENDING TRANSGENDER LOLITA BUGS TO STEAL YOUR WOMEN

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracerceis_sculpta

#pfaf

Any number of things I could complain about or pick on myself for... but mostly, tonight I'm just filled with this warm sense of "the kids are alright." Obviously *something* of the dream has lived on, and I'm genuinely kinda relieved and glad that my spiritual descendants are nicer people than I am. =^__^=

My current supply of cannabis has an enormous derpy husky on it and I find this very comforting.

@troodon @anthracite Peg and I found the story via a Google search. Apparently Toronto is in an "ongoing war" with the raccoon population. (And you know damn well who I'm cheering for... =(^)_(^)= )

@troodon @anthracite we can't find it, actually -- might be on an instance that awoo is Unhello with... #yaymasto