Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@coyohti Actually, you are closer than you realize. Based on my own real-world neurological issues... it's canon that whatever scientist worked on the first generation of Martian Tigers spat into the petri dish, as a deliberate means of sabotage, to keep them from being used as uber-martial killing beasts by the Terran government.

So most Martians Tigers are, canonically, more than a little ADD. Rez is def flighty but cagey. =^____^;=

She's traditionally a switch, but... well... yeah. *blush*

Fine, let's meme.

Send me your assumptions about my fursona (based on my icon, userinfo, and assorted lore-drops here, I guess, 'cause Rez doesn't have a lot of reference art).

I'll respond with "Yes," "No," "Sort Of," or "RRRRRAWWWWWRRRRR."

@chimerror I'm kind of amazed the furry TF crowd hasn't warmed to this film. :) (Except not, because Greenaway films are glacial as hell. :> )

When your elders lecture
With false-hearted prayers
Take them by their left leg
Throw them right down the stairs

@chimerror Smaller, cuter, more colorful, louder... You know, I'm not seeing a lot of disadvantages to your idea here.

Incidentally, ever heard of a Peter Greenaway film called "The Falls?" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Falls

@anthracite If Noelle somehow, unfathomably, ever did anything to REALLY piss me off... :> Though I'm not sure those things are even thaumaturgically capable of holding a genuine unicorn spirit. :p

Nope, this batch was straight-up pariah dreams. Went to a party, got cut out of every conversation, even got the subject changed every time I was almost about to find out exactly What Really Happened Last Year. Ended up unable to control my frustration and had a big ugly weepy-shouty breakdown in front of everybody.

It's okay. This is probably actually positive. This happens every year when I have my big Ohio weed-tolerance break and catch up on REM sleep. I get crazy vivid dreams and my brainvault spills right open. It's intense but it's really cathartic, and I usually come through it feeling a lot better.

Hugs would still be real good right about now. <3

Do the Germans have a word for "pleasant dream that is technically a nightmare, because it reminds you of a future joy that has been made utterly impossible?"

This reeks of urban legend to me, but it's still fascinatingly weird:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_stroke

@anthracite Yeah, but without its light this whole mess wouldn't have happened in the first place. >___~

At the *very* least, there are four:

@anthracite

>breakfast

You posted this at like 4:12 pm. Please promise me you're eating more than once a day. ;____;

#moodsnapshot

@chandra No, I think they just synergize and form an Uber-Spread. Hypothetically, they could amplify the flavor of everything within a 10-15 meter radius...

@spacewastrel@snouts.online Wow. That is genuinely bold and I think I admire it.

@spacewastrel@snouts.online Hmmm? There's so much continuity to dig through, I'd love a summary 'cause this does sound interesting. Poor Jean's storyline's been all over the place over the decades, both in content and quality.

One of my bucket list items is to visit Australia. It's a lovely country and has a lot to offer (including the promise of a swift, romantic wildlife-related death), but my main reason is that I want to eat a whole spoon of Marmite in front of them, tuck in for another, and see the look on the lousy bogans' faces. XD

@anthracite (actually i probably wouldn't get past the sausage-roll concession at the tube station but i'm willing to give it a shot)

@anthracite SHALL WE BE OFF TO BASINGSTOKE TOGETHER MY LOVE