Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Balinares Other than spinning around madly preparing for the New Orleans move, not really!

@catoxis@snouts.online It was inevitable, really. *watches on closed-circuit monitors, nods gravely, and adjourns to the panic room to ride out the Ottpocalypse*

This Flight of the Conchords bit always cheers me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXdhow3uqQ

@mona@cybre.space @Leucrotta Sure! There are plenty! Let me give you a complete list:

Better Call Saul.

Okay, never mind, there's been exactly one good prequel. :)

Fuuuuck. Still reeling. I think that's legitimately the hottest thing I've ever eaten. (FWIW, the old record was a Level 5 macchi dopiaza at the Punjab Grill in Arlington, MA. Still grateful to this day that they took me seriously. :) )

This is one of my few concessions to machismo, I'll admit. But it's real nice to be able to stare toxic alpha types down and think, "Motherfucker, this femmy soyboy cuck has eaten things that would make you buckle in two and cry for mommy."

And I'll also admit... it's one of multiple reasons I'll be grateful to abandon Seattle for NOLA. If *Anthy's* people can't even hurt me good, there's no hope for America.

Mrs. Renfro's Ghost Pepper Queso is just straight-up murder in a jar. I think the endorphin blast at least restored my neurochemical balance, but... at what cost?!

@Austin_Dern Get away from me you witch. How do you know these things? ;O

@Austin_Dern The guest body is tempting. :) What's the address again?

The bone-deep Ohioan boredom is starting to set in. It's so bad, I'm almost pondering dusting off an old Tapestries character, if any of them are still unpurged.

No, what am I saying? This is madness. I think I'll just find some nice paint-drying documentaries instead. There'd probably be more action.

@001zlnv I am flattered that you correctly thought me capable of that level of nitpicking. ;D

@001zlnv False. We like having tiger dander on everything. Severe allergies are a great defense against nosey Terrans. 🐯​

Just finished a very entertaining punch-up with a couple of Reddit Trumpies, but it's left me feeling a bit like the guy in this classic sketch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGex0kLgNok

I don't regret a thing, people seemed to enjoy my takedowns, but... lord do the bullshit-processing centers of my brain hurt.

@Soreth if you'll just pardon me i have to delete several hundred petabytes of video evidence of unrelated events =>_____>;=

@coyohti The usual combination of laziness, poverty, and shyness. =^_____^=

@Soreth LIES AND INFAMY

@Phorm No, but that would be awesome. ^______^

@anthracite "Judges?"

*beat*

"The judges say you're absolutely correct, and please wait backstage, where our crew will baste you with this year's supply of Carolina mustard sauce you just won."

@Aradia No. But she's flattered you would think so. :)

@001zlnv Kinda redundant, since you were already given "cat" as a clue, but... sure, the judges will accept that.