Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@LeDiva

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i r just so big tho 😿​

i'm feeling really called out here 🐯​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGCW8xftdOA

@LeDiva

instructions unclear

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@Oneironott relevant vore anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTQfwLftHF8

@Oneironott It's very important to have friends who can double as emergency rations!

I always associated this song with my time in Seattle because it reminded me of the show Community. I never really expected the actual lyrics would fit my feelings about this city so well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEGbjR1Y9Qo

At least we were here. And I do still love you more than words can say.

Yes, them too.

@acetone_kitten *nips you*

Everything Thomas Pynchon says about British hard candy is, in my experience, absolutely true.

http://bella.media.mit.edu/people/foner/Fun/gravity.html

CHRISTMAS IS OVER! (if you want it)

Happy Kulturkampf, from all of Mars. 🐯​❤️​

*watches trailer for Jordan Peele's Us*

*sits there in dead silence for 2-3 minutes*

*blinks*

Fuuuuuuck.

Yeah, I'm in.

Apparently Trump is all alone for Christmas and has been whining about it on Twitter, and I just can't stop smiling. :D

@chandra Oh no. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. *hugs tight*

Let's celebrate, with the only good Christmas song ever recorded that wasn't by Tom Lehrer or Weird Al: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KWj2WRd5PE

@kel@dragon.style *pushes a warm rock underneath the blankets-- she knows what reptiles like!* <3

i am very fierce you know

(No, Rez. Looking up at the Martian sky, shaking your clenched paw at Terra, and muttering is _still_ not a subtoot. It's just a good idea. --Ed.)

You know, I originally came here to gripe about something, but on the way I found out there's a new Local 58 up and... you know, I can't even remember what was bothering me now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ-vBhGk9F4

[CW: creepy. as. all. fuck. also this one is probably outright blasphemous to some of you <3 ]

Yeah, um, I think it's safe to say I finally got the hang of Through The Ages.

@emanate @catoxis@snouts.online @Oneironott That is just kickin' rad. :D

It still humbles, moves, and flatters me that people still talk about themselves in Puzzlebox warp terms. Not _everything's_ decayed, and it was definitely not all for nothing.

Now if we can just get y'all talking the same way about Parallax, friends, that's what I've been told the Terrans like to call a "career." ^__________^