Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

About to watch Black Mirror: Bandersnatch. (Or play it?) Wish me luck.

Just as I was starting to brood over trying to start a comics career at 43... I run across an article about Fred Astaire learning to skateboard in his 70's.

Point taken. Back to work. ^___^

@anthracite Can you hit the original source up again?

@spacewastrel@snouts.online I swear to god, that vehicle's got Christine vibes...

@spacewastrel@snouts.online Oh god, have you seen the Range Rover episode...?

@spacewastrel@snouts.online Somebody had posted this image-- if you don't get it, you're probably lucky-- and we all started in with the Mr. Peanutbutter crossover jokes...

(The source episode of IASIP is actually a great satire of toxic masculinity, it's just... a lot of Dennis-logic to take in one sitting. -_- )

@spacewastrel@snouts.online That's _precisely_ how this whole mess started. Somebody else cracked that line, and well... next thing I knew, Todd and Charlie Kelly were having a spaghetti day together. :D

I joined in on a Reddit thread that accidentally turned into an It's Always Sunny/Bojack Horseman crossover and now I have to bathe for about four hours to scrub off all the complicity.

But come on, it's not like Dee and Dennis _wouldn't_ have an extended conversation about the logistics of fucking horsepeople right in front of Hollyhock...

"What a time to be alive."</jasper_beardsley>

https://www.polygon.com/2018/12/26/18156304/roomba-doom-levels-doomba

@JulieSqveakaroo

"Huh."

@zx3 no, EXACTLY-- see, you get it

@hummingrain I will, thanks hun! Only ~44 hours left to go...

@mmsword I appreciate the reminder! *hug* But yeah, I know. I've gotten some really nice examples of that over Xmas and I'm grateful.

I think it's less lack of social opportunities these days, and more just missing certain aspects of the Big Communal Furry House life.

It's just weird, you know, having my social life require actually *going* places with people and *doing* things on a schedule instead of just, like... going downstairs. :)

And tbh, I do feel like my values are kinda drifting apart from this crowd, too. Not so much in terms of politics or anything, though I am starting to feel the confines of the ideological bubble a little bit. I've just shed so many of the things that brought our little group together in the last two years, and it feels harder and harder to *really* connect with everybody than it used to be...

Thanks for listening, seriously. Get yourself some Bentley kisses. <3

reminder to self:

you still exist

you're just still in ohio

your feelings of utter loneliness and stagnation are perfectly normal here

granted they don't tend to be that much better in seattle

but you'll have weed, sushi, and that dragon you like

life is fragile and precious

stay mindful of your little joys

be ready for the bubble to burst at any moment

absolutely nothing about this world is fair, except those we struggle to make fair

entropy hates you and everything good you do is an act of defiance against the laws of thermodynamics

[I'm good, actually. Just playing soothsayer atcha. Remember, thou art mortal. Especially when you hang around with huge overeducated crazy jungle cats. 🐯​❤️​]

@emanate @Leucrotta Well, that's what the *cat* is for, of course! Were you not leveling up your cats' Japanese Cooking skills?!

@Leucrotta Don't blame Ripley for Weyland-Yutani's wonky crafting system. Those soy sauce packages are seriously OP.

@Soreth if i spotted that todd with a positive karmic aura, i'd check the nearest alley for a dead bodhisattva

bojack horseman is a buddhist allegory

bojack is the icchantika, the proverbial unenlightenable soul

todd is the buddha

@Leucrotta I propose we could add Cloud Atlas to that list.