Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Swing and a miss, there, Blue. I was JUST about to persuade myself "Oh, you're going to be the _cool_ auntie." And then I got hit with a wave of empathy for my trans friends twelve feet deep. *sigh*

@LexYeen@snouts.online *fuzzy li'l cookie-ears perk at the phrase "countertrolling"* O:)

#RezyIsOffTheWagon
#RezyKeptHerRifleOverTheMantelpiece

@Soreth *cue montage of sad tropical dragonlady staring longingly at various seafood, scored to "Walk On The Ocean"* ;____;

#MarsIsWithYouInYourTimeOfDifficulty

@Leucrotta @anthracite Do you have their address? I don't mind futzing with some bus tables to figure out where's easiest to meet you!

Mind blown.

JC, the Mansonesque bad guy from the MST3K episode Sidehackers?

Exact same guy who voiced George Liquor, Ren and Stimpy's abusive owner.

Also, he was the Klingon who picked the fight with Scotty in The Trouble With Tribbles.

@Leucrotta @anthracite Also, Jon, where are you stationed currently? We can try to keep it to one bus hop away from you!

@Leucrotta @anthracite Any preferences, Peg? I know you like to perch. :)

@Leucrotta @anthracite Maybe Friday like mid-afternoon, 2 or 3ish? Any preferences where to meet up? Honestly, there's nothing amazing cafe-wise in the UD anymore, and it breaks my heart, but Ballard and Cap Hill have some good options...

big mood

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/akt0rr/gotta_go_my_binder_needs_me/

@Leucrotta @anthracite You still good to hang out sometime this week? Would Thursday or Friday work?

@LexYeen@snouts.online Now, now, dear. One mustn't fixate on the short term. Look ahead to the day 200 years from now, when the mutant raccoons find the last, nicely fermented jar of these in the ruins of our civilization. Think how happy they will be, as they pick our bones and chitter and dine on the fabled heinzberry. <3

#dandeaconwasright

@LexYeen@snouts.online *laughs* Am I gonna have to hold an AMA? :)

This too. This was normal too.

i just want to remind everybody that this wasn't Aesthetics or anything when I was eight, it was just my reality. I'm from this. I was raised to believe in this. No wonder I'm so fucked up. :O

@001zlnv This is a _really_ good analysis.

even if she does insist hillary and trump are "just as bad" and argued with me about "ebonics" for an entire 2hr car ride once *sigh*

ok, it's cool when you talk shit about the boomers, i've heard y'all talk about your families and some of you are fucking heroes for surviving and transcending them

just when you generalize too hard remember there is someone in your presence who is not only a penitent gen xer who has caucused with you kids for a long time, but a dago-ass mama's boy

dunno about your folks but mine is a devoted award-winning educator who had a friend die at kent state and worked for forty fucking years to open kids minds

and i know she gave at least one kid the intellectual toolset necessary to break free from conservative christianity, because friends, that kid wrote this

and she's cheered for me from the day i told her i was dating a boy and probably gay-or-something and hung out with people who pretended to be animals

some boomers are, to quote from the book of my people, kickin rad, even if they can't hope to be half as rad as the millennials on down <3

@chimerror 😿​

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/5/13/23/anigif_enhanced-buzz-11630-1368502452-0.gif

Current #moodsnapshot: The Knee Plays from Philip Glass's "Einstein on the Beach" but with all the numbers replaced with "rawr," "growl," "purr," "chuff," "snarl," "bite," "roar," "chew," etc.

(Fig. 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeEobpQMgD4

Fig 2: https://i.imgur.com/sG4LNm8.png )

@Leucrotta He wants to run as an independent in 2020. Conventional wisdom seems to be that this would split the fuck out of the Dem vote and give Trump a nice little hand back into office. >_<