Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Phorm I for one welcome our pragmatic Norse rescuers... #InvadeNow #DanegeldNegotiable

@emanate @Austin_Dern This, too. Post-apocalyptic library science(?!?), with a few curious and hopefully coincidental resemblances to Battlefield Earth. O_o;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DzzPDnIKtQ

@emanate @Austin_Dern My mom was an elementary school teachers, so I had access to a LOT of crazy instructional television stuff. All the TVOntario classics and weird, WEIRD low-budget stuff coming out of midwestern PBS studios.

(A favorite, deeply weird in places, example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP0nvKbY7DY&index=533&t=0s&list=FLi0qjNrft1F2Ivmny1ZeuoQ

That 7-eyed monster at 1:45. I almost have to drink for that goddamn monster. )

@Austin_Dern

> Gnartle?

Certainly not on the first date, you long-nosed cad! *wallops you with her semprini*

@Austin_Dern There was something just kinda magical about 1970s liberal kids' TV, yanno? I keep hoping part of the anti-T***p backlash will be a resurgence of that ABC Saturday morning PSA kind of "love yourself, be responsible, take care of other people, because all our feelings matter" kind of culture...

I can dream. But, I mean, I'm a big talking cat from the future-- so I already know the Terrans pretty much muff it completely. -__~

@Austin_Dern I remember Hot Fudge!

Periodic reminder that this exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkOkw31XaHY&list=FLi0qjNrft1F2Ivmny1ZeuoQ&index=324&t=0s [SFW children's show intro, implied massive psychedelics c_c; ]

@emanate @Leucrotta And one for Jessica and the wimp... *thunk* *ow!*

@hummingrain Yeah, I just stepped outside, thought "OK, so this is basically Cleveland," loaded up an old backup of my personality from 1995, and trudged through completely unfazed. :>

A little nostalgia for you old folks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ3gKsbgKhw

#peteandpete

Went outside.

Yeah.

For Seattle natives, this was Snowpocalyse. For an Ohioan? This was Tuesday.

(Yes, I know today is Saturday. THAT'S JUST HOW MUCH SNOW WE GET. *crazy tiger eyes*)

@JulieSqveakaroo OMG, roo, did you actually find Bob's? Say hi to Teddy; keep an eye on both Louise and your wallet.

Mood snapshot.

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/aote7j/perfect_chocolate_devouring_courtesy_of_artist/ (SFW animation; food)

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@coyohti Don't forget to invest in a good burrito torch in case the power goes out. :)

@Austin_Dern ...defended by a tiger and a dragon. Sorry, coati, you can eat at the front stoop with the local crows. Peanuts daily at 10 and noon. :p

@hummingrain Russians, huh. In dressing.

Hey, if you've stockpiled some rye, pastrami, and cole slaw, you're all set...

OK, Seattleites, I think we've got enough food stocked up here to either hide until spring thaw or quarter the Red Army. Hope you're all braced too! See you on the other side. :)

@zx3 🎵​It's cold outside... dunno what I'm doing in a place like this... 🎵

*melancholy bear-sigh*