Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

I just told @anthracite I would still love her and find her attractive if she had _any_ conceivable genital configuration, including "tentacle," with one exception...

Can anyone guess what that exception was?

*whistles "Hakuna Matata" for some reason* O:)

@LeDiva *squints* This isn't Rainbow Dash fanfic, is it? >_<

@LeDiva That's a whole separate movie? I always thought that was just a Star Wars quote.

New life goal: learn to play the entirety of "Ya ochen rad, ved ya, nakonets, vozvrashchajus domoy" by Eduard Khil (aka "Trololo" 🤢​) on this Pink Trombone thing.

#YuYuYuyYoyYuyuyuyYuyuyuh

I have so many horrible ideas for making a drinking game out of this. If nothing else, I have a favorite new stoner busybox.

https://dood.al/pinktrombone/

#GaGaaGaarGaaaarr
#WaWaWauWaugh
#Waaaaaaauauauaiwiwiwi
#aeiou

SOUP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO8ar2YO99g&list=PLWiaTQ91EE2E916sGvFGYlUF_6wpkrXVg&index=122&t=0s

@kauko It's basically still the only game in town as far as I can tell! F-List didn't really do it for me somehow, maybe it was the lack of "place-ness?"

@LexYeen@snouts.online Deal with it, whelp, I just had to contend with the realization I was TWO when Talking Heads 77 came out. :D

@mona@cybre.space Dear gods, no, that stuff's not fit for human consumption, that's why they make software out of it instead! :>

@LexYeen@snouts.online No.

Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMKdovsjjGs

Aww, that was nice! Logged onto Tapestries on an impulse, figuring I'd just crowd-watch and amuse myself while I finished up work.

Instead I ran into an old friend and we caught up, in-character, on her life and her new home and her new robot sex-doll body and her new symbiont that apparently grew from the alien textile sample my space donkey Oobalou gave her ages ago. :D

It was so nice to be reminded there are still friendly faces there. I keep worrying that I'm bringing some kind of Pariah Asshole Energy into every social space I re-enter, because I'm just so high-maintenance and... tigery when I'm stressed out. NGL, it's super therapeutic to have someone still be happy-to-the-point-of-bouncy to see me.

@mona@cybre.space No, no, no... it's not bromite as in bromine. It's bromite as in Marmite! You see, they take toxic men to the Soylent facility by the truckload, and there's this huge steam boiler... O:)

I wonder if anyone's ever made a proper EDM track out of the Wilhelm scream? There are a few half-assed attempts on Youtube, but they're either not recognizable as Wilhelm or are more like low-quality YTPs. It just seems like such an obvious gimmick.

@kel@dragon.style *checks Pim's MSDS sheet, takes appropriate cautions, and hugs* :)

*tears off her clothes*

*climbs a big rock​*

*arches her back and stands there looking all contemplative and majestic for several minutes, mane tousling in the dusty Martian winds*

*starts making hairball noises*

*hacks a big wet matted mess of 2018 right down onto the Martian sands*

*sighs and goes to sleep, where the Martian Petting Corps will surely find her crumpled mass by morning*

@mmsword I just wanted to let you know the soup patient survived the procedure and will live a rich, full, and short life. <3 Thank you for your consultation, Doctor!

@mmsword I think we've already got garlic saturation, chief. ;D But I think that gives me some ideas for where to proceed from here.

Scroll down. You'll never need a name for an MLP nor a porn star ever again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Joy_of_Painting#Season_1_(1983)

Hey, viewers at home!

Your silly old tiger aunt went and made a batch of posole with a vegetable broth she hadn't tried before.

And it reeks of mushrooms.

And your Aunt Rezy is very iffy on mushrooms ever since... certain neurological misadventures in her glory days.

Any advice for reducing that flavor? It's already full of salsa verde, and I'm hoping the hominy will absorb some of it, but I'm hoping one of you food wizards know some kind of trick for removing that nasty metallic... fungusness. Thanks!

@Austin_Dern @emanate I was thumbing through my copy of the People's Almanac just the other day. :) It's aged... interestingly.