Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

I'll take "Films You Were Supposed To Watch With Your Estranged Sister And Never Got Around To" for 500 buckets of tears, Alex?

@anthracite You at !Tealuxe, then? <3

@LeDiva "I know! Earrings!"

"Nope... a belly button and a watch."

@anthracite Prometheus wouldn't hurt, either. Maybe he'll swipe some code for ya.

Nice guy! Keep an eye on your purse.

@Thaminga Bydysawd hymennydd: defnyddiwch gyfieithiad peiriant i gyfathrebu â'ch ffrindiau mewn ieithoedd nad yw'r naill na'r llall ohonoch yn siarad!

Rough day... but it's hard to be _that_ down on yourself on the day you finally master the Thai vowel system. :D

@chara@toot.cat Trump's Russia connections.

am watching a bunch of reddit leftists go Full QAnon overanalyzing pelosi's choice of "or" instead of "and" in a particular sentence and it's breaking my heart to see this much naivete on my own fucking side

Moo(d) snapshot.

Damned if we know where she got it.

Damned if she knows how to use it.

Damned if we know how she's getting back to shore.

Saddest cow. But at least she looks like Patti Smith.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVSSzcuOls

@Aradia *boff* <3

no, seriously, destroy all humans

come on

i dare ya

@001zlnv Are you not caught up on Squirrel Girl, then? Galactus is in this list for another reason. Like the rest, he was right. But in his case, he was right to want to order takeout.

That's always the right decision.

@kelseyhusky @Balina Oof. That's... that's a good point. Terra doesn't have a real good history of sorting its citizens on anything remotely resembling a rational or humane basis. >_<

@Balina Do it! Flaunt the results!

Let's play a little game.

I'm going to give you a list of famous people, and you're going to guess what they all have in common.

Magneto, Cavil, Bender, Thanos, Davros, Nuada, Ivo Shandor, Galactus, Agent Smith, GLaDOS, Demona, Killface, Nightmare Moon

(HINT: the answer rhymes with "day fer night")

@Balina Humanoids are just so much easier to sort and manage when they're color-coded. You of all people should know this, moof.

Oh, dear. I haven't had an image poke at _those_ parts of my imagination in quite a while.

Okay, I'd like to be seven of this at once, in assorted rainbow colors and genders/bulge-profiles, please.

Heh. When I used to get upset like this, sometime I'd ask Keet or Rik if they wanted to help me design some propaganda stickers and sneak around town with me putting them up.

I have this passing notion of making that basically my going-away party: I print out a bunch of snarky queer leftist slogans and we have a little dérive around town, leaving behind confounding Stereolab-Marxist agitprop as the tiger's last big territorial poop on Seattle.

@Aradia *puts on patented SoftTeeth(TM) and mauls friendly-like* <3