Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@mona@cybre.space You should already be sorry you asked. :) https://bevlaw.com/bevlog/onion-wine/

@kel@dragon.style *eagerly accepts some shoulder-dragon services for a while and pets you*

I'm in pretty raw shape over a lot of things. I don't know if I'm even in a good position to ask for help, but that's where I am right now, and it's comforting to talk about it, even this little bit. Don't expect much whimsy or cleverness out of me for a while, but I'm doing my best to snap out of it.

"Clearly the rational solution here is to hide your shoes in the closet and poop in them."

#moodsnapshot #peridot #crystalgems #honorarymooncat

@Xinjinmeng@mastodon.social I can say without irony that this is one of the finest space pirate names I have ever heard. *nod*

@mmsword @Leucrotta *smash-cut to next scene; Eiffel 65 booms out of the soundtrack for some reason*

"He's basically Vanta Beige." -- some MeFi user, on some rich American liberal

(It's more complicated than that, and the subject of the comment actually seems like a decent guy, but... I love that line and want to see it expanded. One might fairly say, for instance, that I'm still working on getting past Vanta Red.)

I don't know what the hell my gender is these days, and I think I'm bored to exhaustion with wondering. But I do know that when I'm feeling sulky and frustrated like this, the first people I turn to are still Chrissie Hynde and Tori Amos. I don't know if that's much, I don't care if it's enough, but it's something.

@kobi_lacroix Hun, Gilda Radner was one of the kindest, sweetest souls to ever work in the comedy industry... and just last week I saw early work of her in which she was doing out-and-out yellowface and speaking grotesque mock "Korean."

It happens. It's probably good that it happens, because the alternative is no progress at all. Just don't blame yourself; you've clearly moved on from it. Values dissonance increases with time. It's a natural and healthy part of having a culture, and all you're obliged to do is learn.

My mood is probably terrible, but I'm too busy to check, and I'm glad.

B A IS L O
B A A F

@Leucrotta American Werewolf Double Dash!!

@Leucrotta American Werewolf: A Discworld Novel

@Leucrotta American Werewolf New Moon Rising

oh wait

I might be a tiny bit clingy these days.

https://i.imgur.com/fMuR3se.gifv ​

I mean, doesn't this Grabovoi guy just look like a beacon of joyful light, and totally not a GRU agent about to give you a polonium swirlie?

And then we get into the REALLY good stuff...

Mr. Grabovoi, I don't care HOW good your system is. I am NOT getting my kidneys reversed! Once was enough!

Somebody on Reddit asked me what was the weirdest piece of fringe culture I've ever seen in my decades of "kook" studies.

This might not quite be the winner, but I think Grabovoi numbers are pretty far up there. It's basically just folk magic with random strings of numbers, promoted by a Russian mystic with a VERY weird past...

https://neologicaltech.com/pages/grabovoi-numbers

https://www.google.com/search?q=grabovoi+numbers&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwim_5inuJPhAhWFAXwKHSeOCYQQ_AUIDigB&biw=1257&bih=674&dpr=3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigory_Grabovoy

Fuck it. Uplift the quokkas to sapience and consign the entire primate order to hell, just in case the lemurs are fucked up as we are. -_-