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: Don't be simple when you can be complex. Don't just count to 4, if you know how to count to 19. So much interesting stuff comes from order that looks like confusion to those who aren't paying close attention.

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#33 #222 #1 #222 #19

Hmm. Reading more about the song... I can only pray that this little shotgun in Mid-City becomes something I can look back on someday as *my* Bron-Yr-Aur. (See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bron-Yr- )

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TIL the Led Zeppelin song "Bron-Y-Aur Stomp" was written about Robert Plant's dog Strider, and now I feel so wholesome I think I need to listen to Black Sabbath for an hour just to restore my soul to its proper patina of feline evil.

hey financially comfortable people, it’s expensive to be poor 

Recommended reading: the fee disclosures on the back of the prepaid credit cards in the gift card section at your local grocery store. Things that financially secure people may never have read.

It’s appallingly expensive to be poor. This is the entry fee to places that only accept credit cards for people without access to the banking system. Think of the online services you rely on, and then multiply the fees by all of those.

This exchange from /r/mylittlepony was just so wholesome I had to share. I'm #1, 3, and 5.

Submitted without comment, except one for when you get it: I apologize profusely.

It was very kind of the Monkey Monkey cafe to not only provide a selection of Zappa jazz-rock classics for my enjoyment, but to also provide a long-haired, goateed young man who looks like a highly attractive version of Frank Zappa, also for my enjoyment. What a charming menu set.

Please help protect our native species, such as the Bolt-Eyed Heron

Update to previous Tuca and Bertie recommendation: I hadn't seen the whole season. Be warned there should be a CW attached to the show. It does get dark towards the season finale, but it sounds like it's still resolved in a... not as Bojacky way?

tuca and bertie spoilers 

@Aradia @anthracite *spoils self*

That motherfucker. >_<

@Aradia @anthracite Seriously? Thanks for the warning, I hadn't seen the whole thing yet!

== KITTY FLASH ==
== ACHTUNG KATZENBULLETIN ==
== DEPECHE CHAT ==

I know I promised I'd stop doing these, but I think a cat on a leash in a cafe, especially a friendly curious one, deserves some kind of signal. =^___^=

Reminder that Tuca & Bertie is actually really, really good-- basically, if you turned away from Bojack because it was just too depressing, this is the show you wanted to watch.

However, I might be biased here, since @anthracite is basically the precise emotional average of the two main characters. :D

post-capitalism, adorable failure, feesh (+) 

OTOH watching Red Lobster advertise on NOLA television is such an adorable and pathetic waste of time that it makes me smile.

Motherfucker, I can get a plate of 5⭑ Creole shrimp from THIRTY different places in walking distance. While we were the best of friends when I was stranded in Ohio... and your cheesy biscuits are still a fine idea... I'm afraid your services are no longer needed.

post-capitalist fuckyou 

MFW when it turns out the company I ordered from because it's not Amazon had just been bought up by Walmart instead.

You can't fucking win. Not without rifles, molotovs, and an army of 50,000. Which we should probably do someday real real soon. >_<

random nostalgia, racism, shenanigans 

I miss Kazaa and Napster.

Specifically, I miss being able to share my collection of mp3s mislabeled as fake White Power Rock/Fashwave tracks with whimsically insulting German titles (e.g. "Der Käufer sollte aufpassen"), that all turned out to be the DKs' "Nazi Punks Fuck Off." XD

I used to get some of the most interesting and colorful DMs on those services. 😺​

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