Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@hystericempress

Behold: a fox-eared asshole.

http://bit.ly/2lQGjQl

This was based on a fairly quick skim of 5e and your (most helpful) notes; I might have gotten some of the distinctions between Feats, Skills, Proficiencies, etc. confused, so lemme know if any of it doesn't total up right. n.n;

@Leucrotta Honestly, you had me at BMW.

@Oneironott I should still have a TON of 'em, but they're in Ohio!

I'd love to see this become a meme.

@Phorm Huh, I would've guessed no, but the Internet (and a couple ice cream shops that have beat us to the punch) say yes! https://www.google.com/search?q=peach+mint&oq=peach+mint&aqs=chrome..69i57.1032j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

I guess could see it working with a really good fresh real herbal mint! Maybe when the hearings start I'll whip up some peach-mint mojitos...

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I have now gotten Sugarfoot to the point where she likes me for as many as 15 seconds after I feed her a fishy treat.

It's OK, honey, I'm the same way.

@JulieSqveakaroo *hugs both you and kitty*

Oh, good, I'm not the only one of my kind with a cyborg fetish. (attn @Austin_Dern)

https://i.redd.it/tgn9m9e0oio31.jpg

@matoakit That's a rough place to be and I wish you a lot of luck. *hug*

If it's any consolation, I've been in and out of that state two or three times a decade, and life is looking pretty good here in my early 40s, so I know for sure there can be a happy ending to it.

These are rough times, and you should definitely go easy on yourself if you can. Just get through for us, mmkay?

Now that impeachment proceedings have begun, I think we should stop throwing milkshakes at white nationalists and start throwing rotten peaches. >:D

Thinkin' I'm also gonna lay in some good peach liqueur to drink during the hearings.

@troodon Easy! "Iway avehay eenbay idnappedkay. Easeplay omecay escueray emay. Iway eallyray opehay esethay uysgay ontday eakspay igpay atinlay."

#HashtagNotKidnapped

@JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite Also, damn those are some enviable space valkyries.

@JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite I think for Peg it was more just "sexy space bees LOVE to explode." :D But I can't claim the whole tractor beam thing didn't have... implications... for me as a kid. n.n;;

This is just the purest damn thing ever, if there's something wrong with it don't you dare tell me about it, and if my peers had treated me like this when I was a cry-prone little kid I would probably be a lot less fucked up today.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/d8pq8j/this_is_how_our_culture_should_be_instead_of/

@SangriaSnake @JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite

Never question the bravery of raccoons. ​❤️​

@Aradia That would explain it. XD

What an amazing show. I'm so looking forward to the finale—and honestly, I'm kinda grateful they have the integrity to tie it off before they run out of ideas and Eleanor and Chidi are in space with a wacky alien sidekick or something. :>

@Aradia IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT. *dingdingdingdingding* :D

I was just reading an AVClub interview with Michael Schur & company, and they mentioned Kristen Bell had been kinda converted to moral particularism by the show. And I peeked at the Wiki article on that philosophy, and it mentioned Justice Breyer specifically. That's where I ran into the quote!

@JulieSqveakaroo Huh, I dunno, you've already given me ideas, but then, I'm kind of an arachnophile... and I already had a head start from @anthracite loosely referring to Galaga as "tickling the Space Bees."

"No single set of rules can capture the ever changing complexity of human life." -- Justice Stephen Breyer

@Leucrotta Also because of your toot I learned the new word "enfeoffed." :D