Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Leucrotta Prego, caro mio!

@zx3 @Aradia I assume if a fourth and fifth show up, you'll name them Zander and Scrappy? <3

Today feels like a Radiohead, Turkish coffee, and unhealthy nostalgia kind of morning.

@hystericempress Thanks to you I wound up digging through Destiny weapon lore, and I REALLY liked this quote:

"Don't hunt 'em 'cause you been wronged. Hunt 'em 'cause what they did was wrong. There's a world of difference there, kid."

My late father would've approved so hard.

@zx3 @Aradia Killbots. Humph. There's never one around when you need one.

I had to deal with the scat of two different mammalian species yesterday and I'm still stressed as hell over it. >_<

@Leucrotta I've had this problem.

Then I started making it according to my great-grandfather's recipe, with huge amounts of chili, olive oil, parmesan, garlic, and anchovies.

Then I ate a whole bag in one sitting.

Then I had... other problems. 😱​

@Phorm *fistbump* Right? Well, you're always welcome as far as this other misfit among misfits is concerned.

@Aradia Happy tail-up!

@hystericempress Hey, I know that guy!</rez> =^___^=

@LexYeen@snouts.online Yeah, it's that violin kinda noise you hear in Looney Toons? Or maybe that's just me.

@anthracite I feel bad for the folks who own Envie, that can't be good for business...

@anthracite Oh crap.

@anthracite KITTENS HAVE PENETRATED THE DOME

The guy next to me in the cafe wants you to know he's been to Cuba. He'd also like to know if you've been to Cuba. Because Cuba is "so coooool."

Just passing the message along, because it seems to be really important to him. Just in case you're not convinced, Cuba "really kicked ass" and is "pretty cool."

@001zlnv @xinjinmeng It does sound vaguely like a death threat... :)

== MAX LEVEL KITTY ALERT ==

NEIGHBORS NEW BATCH OF KITTENS CLEARED FOR PORCH ACCESS STOP TOTAL KITTY POPULATION COLON SIX STOP FOOD AND WATER DISH OVER CAPACITY STOP EMERGENCY REFILLS AND CONFLICT RESOLUTION SERVICES WILL BE PROVIDED FOR REMAINDER OF AFTERNOON STOP THIS IS NOT A DRILL COMMA PLEASE REMAIN CALM STOP END

@hummingrain "How about tens and twenties?"

The people behind us in this funky goth-hippie café have been talking, in order, about cats, comics, and (notorious Armenian mystic) Gurdjieff.

I think this is my kind of place.

@hummingrain *ponders being 50% older than you, crumbles into dust, sweeps it into an urn as your birthday present, you little sprat* <3