Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@001zlnv I wish I had one! Sadly I gave away my rubberkitty gas mask, too -- even though it didn't have a filter, it would have been SO COMFORTING right now...

hahahaha no

maybe after the plague is over and i have not been living like a troglodyte for several weeks

or maybe when unicorn day of visibility comes around i'll take a photo with the horn i got for mardi gras

but i feel Not Trans Enough enough lately -- i'm not even gonna try competing with the cuties <3

@hystericempress Holy. Fuck. Well, that shoots down the comment I was about to make... which was that this is all really shredding my last bit of doubt in Poe's Law. I really could not make up my mind if this was someone's really deadpan satire/prank or not, because that digression into "communism" seemed just a little too much on the nose.

But... yeah. That does not sound like the activity of somebody with a sense of humor. Not humor as we know it. Not... humor... as... we... know... it... </torgo_theme>

@hystericempress Haha, yes, I've seen it. That dude has PROBLEMS...

on this important and blessed day just remember that the more uncomfortable you make this reactionary horndog with the world he lives in, the higher your final karma score <3

@Thaminga trusted (and loved) as much as any other curious puppy left alone with a computer! <3

(🐯) Today is Transgender Tigress Day of Invisibility.

That's how we getcha. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some "hunting" to do.

In Idaho. 😽​

never trust anyone under 30

cafeteria trays full of shoegaze

your new quarantine name is the expletive you want to scream at humanity plus your current feelings about twitter covid memes

just call me fuckwits ennui

@joshua

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@joshua (❤️​)

@joshua

ok stop: pants full of trance

what: titmouse full of witch-house

dammit: lysenko full of flamenco

i'm serious: drugstore full of hardcore

go home: trash full of thrash

arrrrgh: parakeet full of breakbeat

i hate you: balloon full of chiptune

this isn't funny: secret cave full of vaporwave

fine i'll go home: tub full of dub

Went on the most stressful drugstore run of my life yesterday. 2/3 of the basic cleaning supplies we were looking for were out of stock, people kept clipping <6' from us, and the poor cashier was clearly stressed out of her wits from dealing with people's general jackassery.

And today I'm still worrying that I've exposed myself. I've had scratchy sinuses and a cough all day. It's probably EXACTLY the same allergy cough and wheeze I've had virtually every day for the last 30 years, and I would never have noticed it until it became a potential herald of doom.

Now my death anxiety is through the roof, as is my panic of how we'd even begin to care for each other in this tiny cramped apartment with no cleaning supplies, if one of us comes down with this.

I wish this damn thing at least had the decency to hit QUICK. The fact it's notorious for coming on slow makes the mental health hit so much worse, because of the 2-14 day suspense...

@hystericempress 😻​

@Aradia i ended up giving a pep talk to the poor cashier at our local cvs yesterday because people had been doing everything from shoplifting to fighting over paper towels at her store *sigh*

@spacewastrel@yiff.life its 2 fairly minor cuts but the bandages are in annoying position for typing 😊​

hey kids, guess what mad genius managed to cut their right hand in the kitchen TWICE in two days

bandages making it a bit rough to type, will probably be terse at best, anything requiring lots of typing incl e-mails and chats will be delayed for a bit!

@hystericempress @Daikanu that's a hell of a lot of kitty, cripes even rez might be deferential to this one <3