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carnivorism, predation-by-proxy, happy 🐯​ 

[🐯​]:
​🎵 Oh, start your day 🎵
🎵 The Martian way 🎵
🎵 And scarf down 🎵
🎵 A whole chicken at once! 🎵

It was gewd.

current mood: just short of weighing the pros and cons of eating a stick of butter dipped in sugar

headfriends, shitpost, zero-content, 🐯​ 

[🐯​]: *yelling*

[🐯​]: *frustrated pacing*

[🐯​]: *gnawing on thing*

[🐯​]: *more yelling*

[🐯​]: *knocking things in host human's brain over for no particular reason*

[🐯​]: *more pacing*

[🐯​]: *more yelling*

[:ms_raccoon:​, 🐲​, trying to get some fucking work done]: *sigh*

[🐯​]: RAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

re: 420, zero-content, blatant whining 

i wonder if the dark web is still a thing

she said

to nobody in particular

purely hypothetically

because she would never consider doing anything illegal

nor would she solicit advice for such from a broad group of people

mr nsa officer

*cough* O:)

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420, zero-content, blatant whining 

just... goddamnit :)

if i never even make it back to a legal state because covid and, i dunno, a meteor or cat 5 hurricane or whatever, i am gonna die so pissed off >____<

@Aradia it is the greatest paradox of our time

nola is supposed to be a food city but there is no farmers market and no asian food

nola is supposed to be a party city but there is no weed

kinstuff, kinks I do not actually have 

[🐯​]
*sees vore art on Furaffinity*

*ponders*

...

"Am I the only apex predator left who still chews her fucking food?"

re: fictional drug mention, eye contact 

@Balina also wow that tom smith album cover has not aged well -__-

420, grump 

i fucking hate louisiana

(i love new orleans, but more specifically, i hate our boomer dipshit Democrat-In-Name-Only, Gateway-Drugs-Are-Real governor)

grrrrrrr

@mmsword Awww, it's like the Milgram's Experiment in reverse. That genuinely restores a couple of points of my faith in humanity.

@hystericempress (short version, i did a tarot reading about how the fuck to keep myself alive and actually vaguely wanting to live during the quarantine...)

@hystericempress I'll explain another time, but... ahhh, YOU'RE the one Dawn was talking about. <3

@Leucrotta Shiiiiit. That's a hell of a thing. *hug* And yeah, I've been in that dissociative sinkhole too, you can probably guess when...

We're doing OKish! Peg's been tearing up a string of really weird commissions and it's been fun to watch. And I'm trying to formulate some ways to compromise with people on some of the political stuff. Probably going to try to de-stress by doing some serious cooking this weekend.

@Leucrotta I heard through the grapevine. Shit, I'm sorry. *hug* I don't think anyone can expect you to be emotionally OK after that, but I hope you're at least physically OK. That's... that's a thing.

Sometime LONG, LONG after the dust has settled, I have a story about the person who hit you. It's not funny now, but it might be then. In the meantime... shit, hang in there. I am _definitely_ impressed by your reserve and self-control.

@JulieSqveakaroo Eating 20 Korean hot wings the other day seemed to do something for mine, but I think the treatment has to be readministered daily and I've already lapsed...

@hystericempress Peg and I were LOVING how often Romana cut the Doctor's ego straight down during the Key of Time serial...

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