Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@LuigiEsq@mastodon.social

"Few people on this website ever think to just approach people as humans."

Sir, my irony detector has exploded and I must insist you purchase me a new one.

@LuigiEsq@mastodon.social This is not an apology.

Fortunately, I did not come for an apology. I came for a clown show. I was told to expect a guy making an big dramatic ass of himself over something that could have been resolved in twenty seconds, and I got exactly my nickel's worth.

pancakes are invertebrate waffles

@001zlnv Old Croc sharp cheddar based with a ton of off-the-shelf Cajun seasoning.

@001zlnv "American tourist." Another synonym: "Peggy Hill." Also, "the fictional journalist on Chris Morris's The Day Today who insisted 'Ichten lichten blichten' is a valid German phrase."

(The actual "---" of this is not having anyone local to share things like this with. Peg is just not into anything that's too texturally "mixy.")

I... I finally mastered cheese sauce.

It was really nice knowing you. Tell my family I went out full of crawfish nachos which, if you know tigers, is basically our Bucket List Wild Card.

@Phorm @Djinnanigans@dragon.style Geniefy normalizing your friends! (By which I of course mean, "turn them into identical faceless genie drones.")

cheese rhymes with bees

@Balinares I tried to tell y'all. XD Isn't Catra just perfect? (I mean, perfectly infuriating, but... you know... cat.)

Huh. Didn't expect that. That's... a lot of Wands and a lot of Void.

Except for that 8 of Cups. I think I did expect that.

well, dawn's in a right mood this morning too

#silicondawntarot

@Leucrotta @chimerror Cold cheeseburgers and warm margaritas.

@Oneironott There's always raccoons but the written exam is *tough*. D:

@Oneironott I've been thinking 2020 might be a really opportune year for being a hedgehog.

And in the front room, my precious kids Measle (top), Poori (bottom left), and Solace (bottom right) with their Aunt Charlotte.

High above the Dragon Lands, the Honored Elephant Of My Mate's Ancestors, Mistah Elmer, keeps a close eye on our masks.

Here we have the Dragon Lands, where tigers fear to tread. Option and Trina have nonetheless been living comfortably there for quite some time.

THIS "ME PURSE"

ME PURSE ACTUALLY GOT PLACE UPTOWN

ME PURSE JUST SLUM HERE

Lower Shelfsylvania: high-rent tech district, with easy commute to the phone charger. In vague left-right order: Cloud, unnamed Slinky Raccoon, Unnamed Lizard Friend, Kismet, Dellinger, Helix, Poiuyt, Kismet's Tail, Lady MystiQue Marmalad (he/him), BEAR!!!, and Another Lizard Friend