Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

that moment when the cafe's music selection is pandering to you so hard, you switch over to headphones because if you're basically gonna hear your own playlist you might as well hear it on decent equipment...

@chimerror CLAWHAUSER 2024

(i know, i know, he's copaganda, but the liberals get something to feel good about and we finally get a scritchable potus...)

@Cerulean oh on an unrelated note, poker quest is so good, thank you for recommending it! <3 <3

@Leucrotta Anthracite's dragon enbyfriend Enmerkar fearfully ponders this point every day of his dungeon-slacker life. D:

Fortunately, he's the only one who doesn't seem to get that a "hoard" of randomly generated ancient tomes in an non-Euclidean Sumerian library is not the sort of treasure that tends to attract teams of 4-8 characters of levels 3-15...

strange times lead to strange alliances

@zx3 It's powered by a forsaken child?! :O

@Cerulean I definitely soured on him after reading Will Storr's "The Unpersuadables." He communicated with Randi for the book (IIRC) and discovered that he genuinely, literally did not believe he was likely to have been wrong about a single opinion of significance in the entire course of his life. Once it was affirmed he was THAT kind of "rationalist," he was drummed right out of my heart. I did enjoy watch him debunk that guy on Real People though. *shrug*

If it gives you any sense of reassurance, though... the Reddit skeptic subreddit has taken a HARD turn to the left in recent times, and seems to have a strong going consensus that anthropogenic climate changes is damn real.

Now, don't get me wrong. They are still jerks.</leela>

"huh."

this is gonna be a tough one for us Tigers

this chart includes at least five of our favorite things 🐯​

@Phorm @anthracite Well, they didn't work well as "organic pre-digested health cookies," so I'm up for anything at this point...

@mawr Taxonomically speaking, how would you say this relates to the jibblies?

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm *offers you a gig with Paul Masson* <3

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm

NO! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THOSE PEAS! LAY OF THE POOR GENIEFOX, WILL YA! SHEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM... OR SOMETHING... BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!

ok, kids. gather round.

you too, @mawr, especially you

https://blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Ren_Morin

what the hell is this

did you make them put this in there because of me

i told you i don't wanna live on your creepy compound out in the woods

what the fuck do i look like a boards of canada track?

just leave me alone

(I... i got an account. *sigh* I mean, the guy's a Martian citizen, I gotta turn out and support him, my enormous fluffy murderpaws are tied here.🐯​❤️​)

#PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

I think I've chosen the hymn for Noelle's regeneration ceremony. This... this is basically here. Whatever it is she comes from, it's saved me so many times now. I went for years afraid I'd hurt her bad -- especially after The Bad Stuff Happened at Transliminal and we *all* hurt each other bad -- but lately I've come to realize she's so so strong.

Also I just really like Mikachu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TRkZpFgJcI

@Phorm "We know a remote farm in Ponyville, where Granny Smith lives; every July, apples grow there..."

"Consarn it, that don't make no sense! Can't y'all get Pinkie tah do it? She loves this kinda malarkey..."

i am sad to report that arthur had to be escorted from the apartment for attempting to haxxor @anthracite's game of hades

i'm just so disappointed, i thought we'd raised her with better morals

also she tried to nap in the litterbox again *sigh*

in happier news we have decided her names include *both* Arthur and Artemis and perhaps we will give all our other cats the opportunity to be gender warriors

well maybe not shadow, sugarfoot, and shemp who 1.5+ years old and are thus basically cat boomers

@Phorm and has the voice of orson welles?

"never steal anything wet" is actually a damn fine tune -- the vocalist mary wells was actually a quite respectable motown vocalist, famous for the song "my guy"

you know, hypnos's strategy advice just isn't very helpful, very disappointed in the devs

O:p