Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Soreth Uh, *every* presentation is goin' a little far for me, sis.

@chimerror You're a CAT, aren't you? You're simply exercising your birthright. The question is, WHAT DID OTHER PEOPLE DO TO FACILITATE THIS NAP? It's important that all your Food People be aware of their duties.

You know what?

I'm not staying silent on this for a moment longer.

I say if Crow thinks they're a Bellerian, they're a fuckin' Bellerian.

She looked good, dammit.

go straight up to a rich artist and tell them that the armed robbery you're committing is a unique NFT opportunity

give them a little QR code cerification sticker, shake their hand, and stride right home

After posting that, I wound up looking up "lime twist" on Wikipedia for a laugh, and briefly misread a sentence there as "Twists are typically cut from a whole fresh fruit with a small kitchen kitten."

And now I have the greatest idea for a theme bar. Does anyone know where I can get bulk restaurant-grade Kitten Sanitizer?

(Don't worry, the cocktails contain no actual kitten! Just trace kitten by-products. Like love and warmth. And a little hair. ^__^ )

"'Inside No. 9,' or as it's known in the USA, 'Limey Twist'..."

I love you like my own little supervillain daughter, Artie. But in the alternate universe where you did NOT take a nice little claw-nap on the left lens of my eyeglasses and scratch the shit out of it... I love you rather more.

@xinjinmeng @JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm @anthracite

NIGHT BLOGGING

THIS WEEK ON CSI MIAMI

@woozle @kestra I'm so sorry. Prayers will be directed to Bast on their behalf. *hug*

have otr

zebra threw a party at the twitter jail
he got 12 hours 'cause he started to rail
on an apple ex-employee who's a sexist dick
'cause he had all the morality of a wood tick

let's block
everybody let's block
don't waste my time with small talk
throw an IT bro out the airlock

Also I'm kinda sad that Book 4 looks to be set earlier than Book 3, and the series is over, which means we'll probably never figure out what happened to Hazel. :(

It was a huge and repeated punch in the gut, arguably "worse" than Steven Universe or She-Ra. It was also pretty clearly a direct, targeted, subtle and EXTREMELY SKILLFUL effort to immunize kids against fascist grooming.

I am so fucking grateful and hopeful, and I hope all the right kids in the right places got to see it.

@Leucrotta There's no WAY German would waste 80 perfectly good letters on the nonsense I'm raving about. :D

#donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitatenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

Dammit, looks like I am definitely developing an allergy to crab.

It's just at the "tingly mouth" stage but I think I'll stop now before it gets any worse. I've got enough things to worry about without anaphylactic shock.

(Luckily, I still seem to be OK with shrimp and crawfish.)

@Orb2069 I figure that comment was intended for @anthracite on her Golden Dawn notes? Regardless, I approve. n.n

@Phorm I mean, I was born in '75 so if either of us is "geriatric..."

I am currently saving you people from a huge memetic hazard by not discussing a really stupid new slang word I've just heard about.

For everyone's safety, I am declaring a moratorium on ALL new culture until we get this resolved.

OK, yeah. It stared me right in the face and bared its grossdorable orange buck teeth at me.

My oldjerksona has gotta be a nutria. Just imagine this grumpy little shit (Fig. 1) as an anthro with grey hair, granny glasses, and a highly musty brown leather jacket (Fig. 2).

And then GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY, KID, I'M IN LINE HERE.

You know what I really want?

An amusement park where I can play at being a slasher-film villain for a day. All props and actors, wiffle chainsaws, nobody really gets hurt, but there's a lot of satisfying screaming and insincere deathbed penitence that I can cackle and ignore.

Maybe I just need to reinstall Hotline Miami or something and take my wrath out on some pixels.