Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm Those are both fine options really. n.n; Melting is not innately a _thing_ for me, though, while sealing/encasement... kinda is?

@Phorm *blinks green helmet light* 🌀_🌀​​

@Phorm Mold press and assembly line, especially with built-in mind press, very yes. :)

@Phorm Fun fact: I actually HATE goo. :D I'm very squeamish about squidgy stuff. There are some substances I'll tolerate like gelatin or thick rubber, but... I won't even eat okra. I am really more of a Candy Princess than a Slime Princess as it were. :> (But Orange Princess is still Best Princess...)

@001zlnv Not _exclusively_ but there's a big metaphorical association there, yeah.

@001zlnv I mean, I always love a good recruitment, assimilation, or industrialized reprocessing scenario... Wink-wink ""Dystopian"" Depersonalization is a real big kink for me. Alien abductions are always a big winner, too.

@monsterblue It's not quite my kink but it rubs up against mine rrrrreal close...

@monsterblue Usually in my experience it describes Character 1 turning Character 2 into Character 1B. :>

Um, no actual kink content, sorry. This was a test of the emergency kink broadcast system. I should talk more about kink.

Relatedly, I am extremely drunk and stoned at the moment. If you ever wanted to seriously TMI, interrogate, and/or manipulate me, this is the time. <3

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Thank you! I strongly suspect I'm just in the notorious "vicious cycle" of swimmer's ear debris.

NEVER EVER EVER STICK A Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR KIDS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT ITCHES. THE GODS WILL PUNISH YOU. IT HAPPENED TO ME.

(Good to see you. <3 )

I was going through old messages and found a picture of seven cats on our porch.

We have six cats.

Yeah. *weak smile*

It's OK, we've actually had more like FIFTEEN semiferal cats living here. Our neighbor would just let them kinda wander when they got old enough. We finally got them snipped and ended that cycle.

I'm pretty sure Number Seven in that photo was Penumbra. I loved the shit out of Penumbra, but just like his identical-looking older brother Umbra, he bolted within DAYS of me thinking we'd really bonded.

Umbra was the one who turned out to have hit the Cat Jackpot up on Banks Street-- we met his new Food Lady and she seemed awesome. And there are at least five healthy black cats in the neighborhood that I look at and think, "Penny...?"

Love ya little voidlet. I hope you are having an excellent cat life, and if you ever decide to come back, there will always be food and a scritch for you.

I will say this for the chronic ear issues I'm battling: I've listened to some very good true crime podcasts that had less interesting twists, turns, and sudden surprises.

I have an ENT appointment Monday. I'm REALLY hoping there is no Season Two and there is a happy ending. But this show has a 43-year backstory-- so I'm braced for this not being over.

@monsterblue *doubletakes on way home and wonders how a tiny dragon living in a forest nook even knows about Omega Mart, thinks about Peg and everything she knows about dragons, shrugs, and doesn't worry about it* :)

@monsterblue Haha, apparently the RL Omega Mart installation is in utter chaos so I don't think they'll be up for any wacky schemes for the foreseeable future. :) I didn't seriously expect it to go anywhere anyhow, it was a lark!

@monsterblue *ponders gaming the system with tiny kumquats, but doesn't have the heart*

*lavishes the dragon with pricey cherimoya, jackfruit, pitaya, and longans instead, only leaving the kumquats as tips* <3

@Trouffee@mastodon.social Doing our best but it comes at you pretty fast down here sometimes. ;)

Peg just threw me out. The cats are gonna live in here with her and I'm gonna move into the abandoned basement next door where they've been sleeping.

She wouldn't even let me poop first, but I locked the bathroom door and there's not much she can really do about it.

(Peggy and I have the GREATEST fights and I love her and her snark so very much. <3 <3 <3 )

@Leucrotta I see you too have studied classical Martian formal logic! 🐯​

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this DM to my ex just makes me smile is all n.n;