Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@chimerror

(*my 🦄​sona swoons at the very thought and goes to look for her girlfriend/mistress*)

Why can't my ear fungus be like THIS?

https://hypnohub.net/pool/show/4337

@CorvusRobotica That sounds like a great vacation!

@balinares sadly this is paradoxical because this city's most outrageous cake is Brennan's Black and Gold King Cake, which is only available from... what, @anthracite, Epiphany to Mardi Gras? So it will never be available for my birthday! And the second most outrageous cake is its glittery pink sister on the right, here: https://www.brennansneworleans.com/press-releases/we-three-king-cakes/

But I will find you the third most outrageous cake. My mobility is still a bit limited, but my cake-hunting skills are as sharp as ever, and I've figured out it lives either here or here:

https://www.bittersweetconfections.com/

http://bakery.bar/

🐯​🐯​🐯​🐯​🐯​

@Phorm Don't you dare question my ability to pick the finest most worthwhile messes. <3

it's my birthday, tomorrow's a major patriot holiday, i've discovered there are at 40 different versions of the Ieva Polkka (aka "leekspin"), and I'm going to leave every single one of them on Marjorie Taylor Greene's answering machine by the end of the weekend.

@KinkyTurtle Oh charmed I'm sure!

I love sincerely complimenting my opponents in the middle of a Twitter brawl. Confuses the shit out of them.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” -- probably not Oscar Wilde

Oh, that's right, I'm vaccinated! Soon as I get over this ear thing and regenerate my cash reserves, I can rent a car and go make fun of Texas in person!

I've been waiting for this for a long time. I owe Texas a LOT of mockery, on behalf of all my friends who had to flee it.

Fascitas!

https://boingboing.net/2021/07/02/fascism-and-fajitas-have-the-same-etymological-roots.html

Some of those guys have excellent marbling. Say what you want about Brett Kavanaugh. He's got what we Martians call "grillin' thighs." I'll bet they'd go great on a gordita with some charro beans and cotija. 🐯​

https://boingboing.net/2021/07/02/fascism-and-fajitas-have-the-same-etymological-roots.html

@xinjinmeng I should have explicitly specified that food pics were at LEAST as good as cute animal pics, although admittedly there is considerable overlap there. 🐯​

@JulieSqveakaroo Crime Bear and Bunny! Together they... um... unfight crime!

@001zlnv 10/10 <3

@monsterblue Oh, now THAT'S the good stuff. <3 <3 <3

@Phorm Hey, little dude! <3 <3 <3 Thank you, fox. That's perfect.

@monsterblue That's a good scalekitty right there. <3

Despite a lovely lunch at Parkway Bakery with Peg, I''m just really full of anger and frustration today and I'd like an excuse to be less so.

Can any of you send me anything to feel good about? Cute animal pics preferred, cats of any size* are ideal. <3

*and taxonomic family, I don't discriminate! snails and dogs and ferrets can be cats if they work hard at it!

This comeback makes me smile like a Cheshire Cat every time I drop it on a transphobe.

Got hit with a $550 state tax bill I'd expected to be around $50, the same day I found out my ENT appointments are gonna be $300 each.

Meanwhile the Demon Ear seems to be improving, but it's still just itchy and throbby enough to leave me worried it's gonna come back for Round Five or more. I am so tired of this.

On top of that, our dealer is out of town with no information about when he'll be back. (Probably not gone-gone, he's an avid camper.)

And it's my 46th birthday in four days. (I don't care, honestly. Please don't make anything of it. Unless you're gonna buy me fish or something. 😺​)

I'm taking the money stuff rather well. I had been saving frantically for the Next Crisis; I was just hoping to get to buy at least SOMETHING nice before it happened.

Still, I am in good with my boss and my job seems to be stable so I think it'll be fine.

I'm just really getting tired of treading water and feeling completely and utterly mundane and earthbound. It's not _everything_ I'd feared getting old would entail, but it's getting close enough to worry me.

Assuming our Guy hasn't disappeared to Belize or something, when he does finally show up, I am going to get SO COMPLETELY ASKEW FROM REALITY for a couple days. I am looking forward to it so much.

@Oneironott I insist on parsing that as a summary of two lines of your character build. Nuzzle actions are free and stack four consecutive packets of critical nuzzle "damage."