Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@PennyPennyPenny Clearly your powers are greater than I thought. Even the great Martian chili-priests are not worthy of this elixir. <3

@hystericempress "I, Werner Herzog, approve of your sentiment. Nature is only a colossal shitshow."

if i get one more notice from one more financial entity saying i might owe a completely unspecified amount of money within an unspecified amount of time, i am going to put all my remaining funds into the most nondescript white van i can buy, fake IDs, burglar tools, architectural records, bulk ammonium nitrate, and snack bars

gotta have the snack bars

#LifeDuringWartime

I want a forcible-vaccination twin-stick shooter.

@Austin_Dern Which park? :D

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh yikes! Best and swiftest recovery, roo!

@anthracite He yelled at you that you wouldn't even tell him off to his face, which is fascinating, because I counted no more than six inches between that middle finger and his stupid face. XD

@001zlnv I'm not familiar with its cultural connotations? Either way, I'd probably drink it. If it doesn't have something gross like an egg in it... I'll drink it. I like Campari neat FFS.

@anthracite stroke! stroke! stroke!

stroke! stroke! stroke!

i am the jeppson's malört of furries and the older i get the more okay i am with that

i will never be popular

you have to develop a taste for me

thank you all for appreciating the unique and flavorful bitterness of a barrel-aged tigress <3

@JulieSqveakaroo Whereas I will content myself with a Martian Sunrise: tequila, grenadine, lime juice, triple sec, club soda, bitters, and the blood of the Terran oppressors. <3

@JulieSqveakaroo Now you've got me thinking what kind of fancy non-alcoholic mixed drinks would appeal to the kitties!

I've been a fool. My ear is still bothering me and I can't even use the vape because it irritates my eustachian tubes.

Yet, I'm in New Orleans. The solution was not only right in front of me, it's ubiquitous.

Hi, booze! I know I've told you in the past you're not my *favorite* drug, but I did kinda miss you.

Maybe I should even amble down the street to Twelve Mile Limit and get some proper fancy cocktails to write Parallax to...

@eredien @Soreth @hystericempress Thanks! They let me eat at a people restaurant and nobody got hurt! 🐯​

@001zlnv "the toaster" was one of my favorite nicknames for kincaid ^___^;

i wonder if @anthracite still has the sketch of poor Toastvixen anywhere...

@001zlnv clean plastic, ozone, warm metal, and maybe a few Volatile Organic Compounds O:)

prior to this cafe visit i had not known it was possible for an indie band to achieve negative fidelity

say what you want about my fandom career

i was the best-smelling vixen ever

@Sig that... wow... yeah, words hard here too but... thank you so much, you have no idea how much knowing all that means to me, just that i managed to actually help amid all the bumbling and guilt <3 i am suitably verklempt

@Sig n_n; <3 <3 <3