Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Austin_Dern I have a Fuck That Place Anyhow playlist that is highly therapeutic in these circumstances.

*quietly skips past Love Tractor's "We All Loved Each Other So Much" on her mp3 player and stares at a bulging emotional vault for a few minutes to make sure it stays CLOSED*

Sigh. This will surely heal some day.

@JulieSqveakaroo Love ya, darlin'. I've been consistently freaked out too. I can still actually see ways this could all turn out all right for some definition of all right. *hug*

@001zlnv It's gotten to the point where I can't even bring myself to destroy the cat icons in Luck Be A Landlord...

I'm starting to feel like the whole theme of the last couple years was "all your favorite gods from Bast to Antler Mom have gotten together and decided they are GOING to teach you tact and patience even if it kills you."

aarrrrrghh so the hulu ad algorithm picks THIS FUCKING WEEK to decide i'm a good target for 10 consecutive ads for cat food

fuuuuuuuuck you 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾

She kept her "thank you" text, in response to me letting her know her babies have been fed, down to five characters. I am so proud of her. :)

I mean, FFS, she's 79 but she also says she's got a PhD in Psych and has run three successful businesses so she'd BETTER be capable of learning. :)

But yeah, last night and this morning's feeds went pretty smoothly and she's backed off a bit on the huge ramblings lists of instructions.

And we chatted more about Peebles and her inestimable charms. Huntress/diplomat is a FASCINATING dual class but Peebs seems to have mastered it.. ^___^

@eredien I would be very into seeing that!

@JulieSqveakaroo <3 <3 <3

@Austin_Dern I just can not sympathize in the faintest with Jack after the Trump Era.

And honestly, I'm so disappointed at Tina Fey's cheap racial potshots, especially since I can now RECOGNIZE one of her damn shows in an instant from them. *sigh*

But yeah, it still had a lot of charm, and I do miss Kenneth (even though he will always be around). I still find myself singing the "Problem Solvers" song whenever I feel like I'm about to bollocks something up real bad but gotta do it anyhow. :>

@Austin_Dern though i suspect leslie's got less of a mouth on 'em :>

or maybe not, i'll bet poiuyt cusses like a sailor, in the cutest "doesn't quite get what adult humans consider obscene or how to make use of it" kinda way :>

@Austin_Dern heh, found this on reddit seconds later

linda and louise have a skill that i truly covet

"so what are we gonna do here" should basically be my mantra in my upcoming social conflicts...

@Austin_Dern i LOVE characters like that, such a soft spot

louise belcher is basically my spirit guide

@Sig heh.

ask me tomorrow. it doesn't have a short answer.

wait, yes it does: seattle killed the rest of her.

luckily it is REAL fuckin hard to keep a lavavixen dead, especially when said lavavixen is an intergalactic criminal -- you really only need a few drops to survive :D

though tbh kincaid was really more the Wizard to my Man Behind The Curtain -- she was more like My Real Me than A Friend Who Lives In My Head anyhow

(and she may be again. again, you have been INSTRUMENTAL in this lately, though basically everyone who can read this pitched in and i'm sure she will be suitably grateful once she's been repaired and properly charged)

@zx3 Kovacs is fine fine stuff and I respect you so much for having him among your influences. And oh god i have such a soft spot for late-night horror show hosts.

And if you ever need me to back you up with a few choruses of Headkicker (Fishpicker? Pigsticker? Kid Snickers? Swiss Knickers?), let me know.

@monsterblue I mean, I married a DRAGON ffs. I even got pissed at Theseus in the video game Hades because he called the protagonist a "monster" RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS MINOTAUR BOYFRIEND, what a tactless asshole...

listening to Herb Alpert's "Zorba the Greek" of all the damn things, feeling curiously and probably unwarrantedly optimistic about everything

i am sure that mood will pass tomorrow upon contact with the enemy :)

and yeah, the canid urges passed. brill must have fucked off for a snack or a chewtoy or something. what can i say, nothing has EVER fit me better than tiger, and i suspect nothing ever will

@Sig *slurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpwagslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpwagslurpslurpslurpwagslurp* <3

@monsterblue Brill is based on mah buddy Oyster, who I sadly have only gotten to meet once in a local craft beer shop, splooted out next to her human buddy. Oyster RADIATED calm and amiable good sense, so much that she inspired me. Hope you're doing good out there, you perfect fuzzball! <3