Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Found this link while looking for something in ancient Gmail.

https://electrickeet.com/Solfax/

Don't share it. It belongs to my estranged adopted sister/exhousemate and I feel like a creeper just being on her server.

But yeah. It's faux-teletext titles she made from (most) my writing for a holiday movie marathon that never happened. The graphic design is all Keet's and it's SO PERFECT.

Honestly, this is some of the best writing I've ever done, especially for the "12Fold" universe which was the basis of one of the three main postfurry RP forums.

It would mean a lot to me if you'd look through it, there's some neat glimpses of what we were up to in those days and I'd hate to have it all be _totally_ lost.

...

Fuck, I miss her.

I forgot to mention the most charming thing about this whole mess:

She pronounces "meme" as "may-may." This whole thing is so twisted and so pure and I feel so much like I've walked into some kind of movie.

"Never trust an honest man." -- Harry Anderson

i think i may have just fixed our air conditioner via percussive maintenance

#aaaaaaaayyy

@JulieSqveakaroo Ooh, good one, roo!

@Austin_Dern I could also take a flyer on Robyn Hitchcock.

@Austin_Dern Oh gosh, you're right. :D

@Leucrotta I wanna see an RPG that has a ratfolk race that's like REAL rats, i.e., tidy, empathetic, altruistic, friendly, and just an all-around swell bunch of guys.

1) "Monongahelium"
Phish.

2) "Pretzel Wagon"
Laika and the Cosmonauts.

3) "I Wanna Be Sinatra's Bitch"
The Dead Milkmen.

4) "Fibonacci's Dairy" [sic]
Jonathan Coulton, DaVinci's Notebook, or someone similarly dreadful. (I kid! I kid! I just OD'ed on that style while dating a 2nd-gen filker. :> )

5) "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke" (but it CAN'T be the Blues Brothers)
Ween.

6) "The 1-Dimensional Man"
Broadcast. (RIP Trish Keenan)

7) "Pottylab"
Foetus.

8) "Rich Corinthian Leather"
Foetus.

9) "I Loved Your Blue Jeans, Nefertiti"
Primus.

10) "♡.14359265358979323846" [sic]
Foetus. Just kidding. Kahimi Karie or maybe Hyperkinako.

11) "Evil-Handed Dinah"
Nick Cave.

12) "Kangaroo Kazoo #2"
Gong.

What real bands recorded each of the following fake songs?

1) "Monongahelium"

2) "Pretzel Wagon"

3) "I Wanna Be Sinatra's Bitch"

4) "Fibonacci's Dairy" [sic]

5) "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke" (but it CAN'T be the Blues Brothers)

6) "The 1-Dimensional Man"

7) "Pottylab"

8) "Rich Corinthian Leather"

9) "I Loved Your Blue Jeans, Nefertiti"

10) "♡.14359265358979323846" [sic]

11) "Evil-Handed Dinah"

12) "Kangaroo Kazoo #2"

if our dealer flakes out on us again there is gonna be hipster doofus spread across the pavement in midcity

j/k i love the little shit but god i'm screaming for a couple hours back in Squidspace

🎵​It is such a good day to meh
It is such a good day for meh
It is such a good day to
Scoobidoo-doobidoo
Scoobidoo-doobidoo
Scoobidoo-doobidoo
Meh🎵

(closed-captioned for the lounge-impaired: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7rh7KffXyw)

@001zlnv I think it may have been Viklas.

@Aradia one of the first things i learned from mainstream sci-fi is that all this identity-change and mental-change shit scares THE SHIT outta the normal humans

one of the first things i learned from furry and postfurry is that it's a political imperative to do as much of it right in their faces as possible

@mawr I physically trembled with rage-sympathy over this. <3

@Phorm Oh I have 2FA already! It was pretty easy to do the recovery. :) I re-secured the throwaway Gmail account it's registered to, as well. I wouldn't turn down a little magickal protection, but put it on something I actually care about like the cats instead of my social media. ;D <3

Haha I was right. Everything went bughouse immediately after I posted this. :)

Had a sudden spat with a friend that I think was resolved amiably-- that was totally fine, honestly, it happens and they had a valid frustration...

...and then I sat back down and discovered someone was trying to hack my Twitter account. >____<

I think I got it all sorted. And now I am full of adrenaline, caffeine, and righteous anti-phisher rage. Time to work.

@Austin_Dern This is nice!

It's 10:30, all the last-minute morning chores that have popped up are resolved, no Crazy Cat Lady is calling me to specify how I should feed her buddies within a millimeter's precision, and there was only one issue in my work in-box, an easily resolved one that actually made me feel smart and competent and happy.

I am relatively calm, unstressed, and mentally uncluttered. At... 10:30 am. There is nothing really stopping me from packing up my laptop, walking out to a cafe in the NOLA sun, and having a quiet and productive work day. Our Guy is even supposed to come by tonight and drop off a 1/2 of a good PNW sativa.

I don't trust any of this. It's too good to be true. I smell conspiracy. *gets on her haunches and watches the horizon warily*

@Austin_Dern (It's actually about half "fuck that place anyhow" and half "yay peggy, you're better for me anyhow!" https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWiaTQ91EE2Eo41_4YRBR8YfDBW4a3nSq )