Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

seems like a fine day to give up on

everybody everybody longest cat

long long long long long long cat

"the longest cat," starring prrt reynolds

@Leucrotta I REALLY want to see the Public Information Film from 1977 about this. ^_______^

@hystericempress yeah well the black wind is getting a scritch behind her ears

and now, these messages 🐯​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XUvYzXvIgc

@Austin_Dern Have you SEEN The Tiger Who Came For Tea? =^__________^=

@Leucrotta Thank GOD you're in Seattle and brunch is plentiful. 🏳️‍🌈​ :>

@Phorm Or in a similar spirit, Gong, "You Can't Kill Me."

GELDOF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CfxkFj8iAg

GONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT6RXJ3gh7Y

@Phorm Bob Geldof, "The Great Song of Indifference." If things get that bad, it would be very on-brand for me to go out with a shrug... and a self-primed explosion.

@Orb2069 Haha, they're subtle as a brick but I like them already. :)

@Orb2069 That's the Shaggs, all right! 😽​

@Phorm @Cerulean (the takeaway: tigers know not a damn thing about the chemistry of bismuth-- apparently the salts are actually good for your digestion-- well fuck me for trying i guess ;D ;D ;D )

@Phorm @Cerulean

o/` Ye gods my roast is luminous
o/` With glimmering display
o/` I'm so glad that I stuffed it good
o/` With bismuth salts today
o/` It's probably a little toxic
o/` Please don't eat the breast
o/` And I'm just a bit suspicious of the rest

@Soreth Daft Pink.

this image has been haunting me for days

i feel like i have been confronted with my true self or the beginning of a prophecy

i have no idea who or what this/these entities is/are, but I MUST know them and learn their ways

god i wish puzzlebox were still going strong

@Soreth @Phorm @mmsword Is this a Pinkwater reference?

@Soreth @Phorm @mmsword Ah! So it's very close to the Jon Mulaney method, except replace the booze with a poppy seed bagel, Jersey[1], and a Dorzbledge. Gotcha!

[1] Are you SURE you didn't mean Jinsy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DM_1GZzEE

@Phorm @Soreth @mmsword Shucks, ma'am. n.n;