Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Leucrotta You're never gonna believe this, but I currently have zero access to 7-Elevens! It's kinda wonderful, actually, a city where it's an order of magnitude HARDER to find a Starbucks or a Sev than it is to find a local coffee shop or a skeezy bodega!

i keep having this irrational inkling that i'm about to hwarf up this gigantic hairball, and it's going to contain wet mushy traces of web $.0, Trump's toupee, some TERF bones, assorted bits of Kardassian jewelry, and retracted Andrew Wakefield studies, and i'd feel really queasy for a couple hours and then things would just feel... normal again for the first time in six years.

it's not gonna happen, is it

everything just feels repulsive right now

granted this could be because i just watched 20 minutes of Troll 2

but i think it kinda felt that way BEFORE i started watching

dinner was half a block of irish cheddar and unseasoned ramen

that can't be good either

you know, i think i finally diagnosed what's wrong with me

i spent 25 years waiting for my "get in the car, loser" moment and it never came

expending last of my give a fuck to say thanks

it's all i got

love ya

seems like a fine day to give up on

everybody everybody longest cat

long long long long long long cat

"the longest cat," starring prrt reynolds

@Leucrotta I REALLY want to see the Public Information Film from 1977 about this. ^_______^

@hystericempress yeah well the black wind is getting a scritch behind her ears

and now, these messages 🐯​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XUvYzXvIgc

@Austin_Dern Have you SEEN The Tiger Who Came For Tea? =^__________^=

@Leucrotta Thank GOD you're in Seattle and brunch is plentiful. 🏳️‍🌈​ :>

@Phorm Or in a similar spirit, Gong, "You Can't Kill Me."

GELDOF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CfxkFj8iAg

GONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT6RXJ3gh7Y

@Phorm Bob Geldof, "The Great Song of Indifference." If things get that bad, it would be very on-brand for me to go out with a shrug... and a self-primed explosion.

@Orb2069 Haha, they're subtle as a brick but I like them already. :)

@Orb2069 That's the Shaggs, all right! 😽​

@Phorm @Cerulean (the takeaway: tigers know not a damn thing about the chemistry of bismuth-- apparently the salts are actually good for your digestion-- well fuck me for trying i guess ;D ;D ;D )

@Phorm @Cerulean

o/` Ye gods my roast is luminous
o/` With glimmering display
o/` I'm so glad that I stuffed it good
o/` With bismuth salts today
o/` It's probably a little toxic
o/` Please don't eat the breast
o/` And I'm just a bit suspicious of the rest