Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Austin_Dern now i want in on a superhero rpg purely so i can make a baltimora-based superhero named "tarzan boy"

@chimerror it's 2023 babe it's ok to be kitty out loud *big-kitty headbutt*😽

@KinkyTurtle @spottyfox DIdn't one of those lizard cults try to do that at a salad bar in Oregon in the 70s?

Wild times.

@spottyfox i hear that a preparation of 0.00000001 gecs is becoming very popular among the homeopathy crowd but i don't believe in that stuff and honestly i don't see how they could prepare those gecs humanely

@KinkyTurtle that's one of the 25 sweetest things anyone who isn't a cat or dragon's ever said to me <3

@spottyfox Whereas I'm choosing to interpret posts about "Weird Al" as tech-sector raves about a new technology for song mimicry. I heard somewhere they ran "Automatic For The People" through it and got a song about a TV the size of a city block, it's hilarious! This thing's gonna put so many musicians out of work -- it copies their style perfectly for a tenth the price!

@xinjinmeng @001zlnv Also ratkins in Wizardry 7 (1992), ratlings in ADOM (1994).

enh

i'm alive

overwhelmed by work and the never-ending cat drama (current plotline: we have a human squatter next door and now HE'S accidentally trapping artie up there semi-daily)

mostly hiding out on discord, kinda happy to be away from anything resembling twitter tbh, mostly just been at the edge of depression and playing a lot, lot, lot of slay the spire, nova drift, and civ 6

peg and i have been a little squabbly and stressed but we're otherwise good, fought a little the other day but then she dragged me to a Frontline Assembly/Ministry/Gary Numan concert and i watched her dance for hours and that did miracles for our stress levels i think

otherwise yeah

enh

i'm alive

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@Momentrabbit Aw, hell, sir. *HUG*

now i want a whole collection of wrongly illustrated state T-shirts: the barren deserts of Seattle, the gator-infested mists of the London bayou, the neon glamour of Jackson Hole's theater district by night...

@kaputotter lol "yes" "we do"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driskill_Mountain

(This is the closest we've got, and it's all of 535 feet tall.🤣So yeah, exactly, there is NOTHING in the entire state that should look like this.)

HAY KIDS

TIME TO PLAY "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE"

@spottyfox I'll put in a word for you next time I'm at the Audubon Zoo. You do have experience, right? (Even if not, I might still be able to find you an internship at City Park. They're always hiring, but you really need to know someone in the industry.)

@Leucrotta Ooh, a whole new cinematic universe, I am excited! 🙃

Will there be a crossover with the Ragtag Costumed Dinosaur Space Mummy Heroes?

Will everyone get one and precisely one character development arc that is patiently explained to us by another character?

Will we get to see Jen-Erik's true love Princess Innocua die only to be brought back via true love and/or a merchandisable object?​

Will we all cheer as our hero does that thing that he did last time but at Campbell Level + 1?

@KinkyTurtle "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT YOUR DRINK! ALSO, I LOVED WHITE FEATHERS!"

@arthurwyatt Rendering you completely BLESSED. ​

@hummingrain Or you could just do like Comedy Bang Bang did in their early cheap-studio days whenever an airplane or ambulance rushed by -- make it into a recurring bit! They'd take a big sarcastic noise break and it turned into one of the funnier early-season gags...

@kauko of champions!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxCUHjx7U7Y