Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite

*checks off a column of boxes on a clipboard*

"Good, good..."</dr_clayton_forrester>

@anthracite I was originally hoping for something a little more... muted for the FOODCLOWN cafeteria architecture, but you know, I love this. I even want to keep "FOODCLOWN FUN HUT" ';cause it just captures the PURE LOVING BUT PATRONIZING PARENTAL DISDAIN the ~~terrifying monolithic AI oligarchy~~ clowns have towards their customers/tamagotchi/organic paperclips.

@001zlnv @anthracite WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING

FOODCLOWN IS FUN AND FRIENDLY

HONK HONK

@001zlnv @anthracite That is an EXTREMELY good incorrect guess.

Or possibly just a premature one.

Or a retroactively correct one. 🤔

@typhlosion a seven with a Hungarian double acute accent

@Chip_Unicorn "No, no, I non-cellular. I still-a gots-a land line."</chico_marx>

@spottyfox Listen, can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?

@kelseyhusky Happy bootday! <3

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh, darlin'... *HUG*

If it's any consolation, I want you to know that when I first saw the "emotionally drained" tag I had been just about to close the tab and did so anyhow by reflex... but something rose up in my brain and shouted "NO! YOU GO BACK! THIS IS FOR *JULIE*."

Far as I'm concerned you're doing everything right, because you're one of the sweetest and most comforting people I've had the pleasure of meeting online. You are successful in ways people like this can't appreciate and it's their loss. <3

@Filene And thank you!

@Filene Oh, the web comic? We have actually been right on the verge of giving up on the comics, but there's a tiny tiny tiny chance we might pick it up again as short animations someday!

ok here's the really serious question on my mind today:

what can we do to fund the orca freedom fighters

@KinkyTurtle "A bit, yeah."

@spottyfox

Top five answers on the board...

1)
2)
3)
4) bat
5) fish

I'm gonna guess... kitsune? Because everybody including me's been a damn kitsune? 😼

(i already know the answers, i'm just going for cash and prizes)

@spottyfox Viking Karate Strong Bad Foundation!

Wait, that's not it.

Chicken Wolf Moose Pig!

Wait, no, that was the Big Mixx cereal mascot...

Verkaufspreis Sportbootführerschein?

I know I knew this once... something about bats... 😇​

I'm okayish, just feeling kinda aimless and without much to say for once. I'm still vaguely present.

So I just made the mistake of reading the news immediately before getting started on my day job, which means I went straight from reading about DeSantis to seeing the new "SHOW YOUR PRIDE!" setting in MSWord on my work laptop.

And now I'm left with this unsettling and hollow feeling, like I just got a card in the mail from a distant wealthy aunt that reads "SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING GENOCIDE" with a picture of a sad cartoon puppy and a $5 gift certificate.

And it's not even signed.

@xinjinmeng @anthracite Peg probably doesn't know what a chalupa is.

I did my best with her, I really did. 🤷‍♀️

@spottyfox dis mah job 😽

@spottyfox Great choice! https://m.vk.com/video-138896253_456239286 [cw: analog horror, TV-movie-level gore]