Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Owlor Darlin', I'm 1/16th chaise longue on my father's side. You... you might be surprised. 😺

@Owlor Don't even get me started on the Big Hat Dynamics in my relationship. I have horns, I don't look good in hats, it's not fair! 😾

https://www.mnstatefair.org/new-this-year/food/

I've found it. This is the place I want to make my final stand against humankind. 🐯

@JulieSqveakaroo I can not pretend that in my darkest moments I have not just gone straight to the Texas and Minnesota State fairs' food pages and read them as some might read a smutty Harlequin novel. 😭

@JulieSqveakaroo I really need to hit a big Midwestern-style state/county fair and do some serious eating before I die. Fortunately, eating at state fairs seems to happen just before dying, quite a lot, so this should be pretty easy to accomplish! 😇

(We also need to set a few traps for them to flee INTO, traps that will leave them domesticated and harmless, so they can be returned to society someday.)

is so fucked, y'all.

I just wanted to remind you, because it feels so good. 😺

I know, I know, I'm skeptical too. There could still be a fight coming. But right now, he's scared so shitless he's physically trembling and I'm gonna use that and the um, "hordes of supporters" showing up to support him as a metric.

And DeSantis, who ain't gettin' the nomination, just sold him up the river as a desperation move.

The enemy is in utter chaos and disarray. Troops are fleeing. I'm celebrating prematurely... I'm saying *go demoralize them further, dammit!*

Now is the time. Make a MAGA feel insecure today. Ask them very pointed and specific questions in front of centrists. Sow doubt and despair. Ask yourself "what would Eris do here?" Turnabout is fair play. Now, now, now. *claps like a schoolmarm*

'Cause if we don't, they'll just stick to the Next Fucking Guy.

@Momentrabbit Um, let me know if you need anything. And I mean "800 films, 400 shows" anything.

Also, I haven't heard of Protege. I could (and will) look it up but I'd rather hear about it from you?

@Momentrabbit It must be solar flares. I'm the exact same way this week.

@xinjinmeng @Phorm Wow, look at you two. You're carrying on like it's some kind of Thunderdome! 😇

@typhlosion "It was just a litle mistake..."</deep_degrassi_cut>

@Leucrotta Also after pondering it a bit more, I don't think I'd be comfortable taking a job in that industry that was anything *but* "you are giving me a bunch of bullshit generated by an AI and you are asking me to correct it because you want to give people actual facts." I'm not sure why that's so important to me, but it is, and that's interesting. 🤔

@Leucrotta Haha, because I have a suspicion that will someday be the only way I can earn a living.

If you want to spare me from this, support the comic/cartoon (if we ever get it rolling), so I can get paid to mock and scorn AI instead. That's the only reason I set foot in that vile kingdom. 😼

But I mean, really... is it that far out of line with the ethical damage I'm already taking for working for a German automotive consortium?​

NOW YOU ARE JUST STRAIGHT LYING TO ME 😾​

Well thank fucking god for that then.

"One of them is assuring me in a polite and condescending voice that my feelings are valid but my needs can not be addressed right now!"

*gasp*

"I've created liberals!"</lisa-simpson>

It's so good to feel seen and protected. This feels like the sort of warm, loving artificial friend who would wear an LGBT Pride Month pin all through July 🙃​

Swing and a miss, my friend. Better luck next compile.

@JulieSqveakaroo W... I... T... H... A... R... U... B... B... E... Hey, wait a second!

( h/t: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLShV8P5dgI )

@Leucrotta oh god this is from that apocalypse now remake isn't it

what the fuck hollywood genius attached steve oedekerk to that project anyhow 🤦‍♀️​