Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

i received only a supermarket fruit pie

clearly she cares nothing about my wellbeing

please contact tiger protective services

(actually hubig's pies are pretty good so i just might pull thru after all😺 )

@anthracite I think I want to work the sentence "They tried to enjoy their vacation, but were troubled by dreams, visions, and a burning desire to wash hands and faces" (or at least an homage) into the NPOL script somewhere 😼

@anthracite this'un https://web.archive.org/web/20100105034810/https://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75wdeath.phtml

@anthracite not sure how to include kerri in the reply but the real reason is that it was a reference to a very obscure SNL sketch that had become a running joke between tris and me *shrug*

but the in-world reason i guess is that they're an ultra-modernist Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communist society that eats polyhedra flavored with numbered ester compounds or some shit

@kika a friend linked us to this on a postfurry-adjacent/drone-friendly discord and while i adore the art what really made me smile was the cow tools reference 😽

RIP, he was such a great inspiration 😿

(wait who died? ok no that's fantastic)

@eredien @Leucrotta @anthracite We are both notoriously cagey about birthday stuff so it's an easy mistake to make. :)

@Leucrotta Peg's actually! (Sort of. Long story.) Mine's July 3rd.

@eredien I think you might be thinking of Peg! Mine's July 3rd. Start saving now. ;) ;) ;) <3

Not much to say lately but this song is a fuckin treasure and I wanted to share it.

(If you've seen Poker Face, and you really should, you might recognize it from "Time of the Monkey.")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlOT_gSRE48

@LexYeen I would be so down for that someday. 😽

@LexYeen "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when Elon Musk falls down a hole of his own making and dies." 😽

@KinkyTurtle most of these are about killing *a* god, not *the* god, but this is basically the page you want :) https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillTheGod

@Leucrotta or maybe a "Rusty Venture"

@Leucrotta "squat cobbler"

@Leucrotta It's genuinely a good movie, innit. You've seen the original HBO Pee Wee Herman show with the Groundlings, too, right?

@KinkyTurtle @spottyfox honestly, from someone who does web research for a living... google really ain't what it used to be

After years and years and years of wanting a tattoo but never quite feeling any particular design, I think I've finally got it.

I want a tattoo of a tiny tigress emoji with a crown, and next to it I want the number "436" in elegant numerals-- because that's the number of humans the Queen of Champawat ate before that demon J*m C*rb*tt shot her down. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champawat_Tiger)

It would be a reminder for the coming years: never stop being fierce in the face of our oppressors 🐯

"Life across the region was paralysed, with men often refusing to leave their huts for work after hearing the tiger's roars from the forest." (Wikipedia)

That's how I want MAGAs to feel about our vengeance, if they ever so much as raise a finger against us.

After those "vermin" comments outta TFG the other day, this tiger is down from the proverbial mountain and absolutely itching for prey.

@KinkyTurtle @spottyfox
🎶 Whenever people bother me
When they shout and raise their voices
I don't let it get me down
I just [incoherent mumbling] 🎶