Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

I'm just back for a moment, to tell you about the greatest song ever recorded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7BA6ioUqhk

@LexYeen *thinks of her late brother Matt* FUCK. CANCER.

@Aradia @anthracite You're the greatest, fox, thank you. <3 <3 <3

@monsterblue @anthracite YES! You were on the list of folks I explicitly hoped would like this, I am so delighted!

@anthracite You should talk, miss "oh let's just leave our comic under an overturned barrel for four years" ​<3

(you're doing AWESOME with No Pizza On Luna though <3 )

@LexYeen I spotted you over there in the Rage On (Himbo Punchin' Machine) comments!

@chimerror Speaking of cumbia, I hope you don't mind if I share one of my favorite albums... It's not QUITE traditional cumbia, but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwwdkdMUy8o

@anthracite And Artie is still Most Interesting Cat In The World back there! "Sup."

"the 'just trolling' <-> orwellian duckspeak spectrum"

@tabbydragon @anthracite Done!

@xinjinmeng Three words: "Bigby's Grasping Hand."

@monsterblue I mean, I've got a magical lizard woman like maybe 50 feet away. And she has a guitar. This will not be a challenge.

@spottyfox

CEO: From... oranges?

*standing ovation*

@Owlor "CRAP. I was narrating out loud again." -- The Maxx

@monsterblue "Playable Lizard" is my new band name.

@chimerror I'm pretty sure Orange Stake is illegal under the Geneva Conventions and I do intend to seek legal counsel, if you'd like to join me at The Hague. >_<

@stablehorde_generator@sigmoid.social

draw for me: the concept of "dignity" as a simple felt-tipped marker drawing

@spottyfox

@spottyfox One of our nicknames for our cats in general is "pooter," so one night @anthracite and I came up with an old-school coin-op game called "Pooter Booter," which is about putting ornery cats out for the night.

So then we created its whole rich history, including its many sequels:

Pooter Scooter (xtreme stunt cats)

Pooter Looter (cat burglars)

Pooter Commuter (cat light-rail sim)

Pooter Muter (applying brass horn mutes to noisy cat mouths)

Pooter Computer (ill-advised spreadsheet)

Huh. That's new.